Oh my god. You know how we’re pretty sure that if either of us ever met Robert Pattinson it would be just, like, love at first sight or whatever? For him? And how you said you know that he would be really into our personalities, and you just have this feeling from reading interviews and stuff that we’d get along really well? And I was like yeah, definitely? He would love us? And one of us would be his girlfriend, whichever one met him first? Well, look who just scored us an insider’s tip!!!! From Harper’s Bazaar Arabia, via Hollywood Life:

“It’s that thing…someone knowing who they are, it’s the best,” he tells the mag. “I guess because it is like the opposite of what I am; I am so all over the place.”

Rob goes on to say it’s not about the superficial details, like fancy clothes, but it’s all about having confidence.

“If someone looks good in their clothes, it’s because they are comfortable in their own skin,” he says. “It’s literally just like owning it. … Oh no! That is so lame, I feel like I am on Project Runway saying ‘own that.’”

OH MY GOD. Girl, this is exactly us! SOUND THE LOVE ALARM, BECAUSE, UH, I THINK WE HAVE A LOVE MATCH! All we have to do now is figure out a way to meet Robert Pattinson, show him how confident we look in whatever, and wait to see which one he picks. Oh my god, I would be so happy for you if he picked you. Seriously. Like, no, seriously. No hard feelings AT ALL if he picks you. I definitely think, I don’t know, just from reading what he said it sounds more like me if that makes sense but really I would be so happy for you if he picked you for whatever reason. It’s all about ONE of us falling in love with Robert. We can heal his wounds! Robert, wait for us!!!!!

Comments (18)
  1. I’ve got the perfect girl for him:

    (Sorry I know I already posted this picture once this week but I just can’t get over it)

    • Lady, keep an eye on your purse! I know you’re clearly going through some things, but a thief could snatch your wallet right out of there!

      • I literally JUST sat through a combination emergency preparedness / protecting personal property training at my office building (I’m a male searcher in a company in which I am the only male, so my job is pretty easy…although finding yourself, especially in the midst of a chemical attack could be quite challenging) The police were talking all about how to keep your personal property safe. It was a little weird, though becuase the cop kept saying, “especially women, with you pocketbooks…” then talking about how sily women make themselves victims. To the point that it started to be a little grating… but this lady isn’t helping the case.

    • Catweazel, I am flattered, but uninterested. I’m more a Jacob girl. (oof) (callback to earlier joke!) (I really hope people remember that joke…)

      • I remember! Nice to know that you fall on the “probable domestic abuser” side rather than the “overly possessive stalker” side. You really can’t win with Twilight, ladies.

  2. Well – that, and a girl who makes a good ‘bitch face’.

  3. Oh man, unfortunately I can never remember if I am lilbobbytables, badideajeans, summer estherton, or facetaco. So close Pattinson, but so far away.

  4. Guys act quickly before Taylor Swift swoops in

  5. I’m more comfortable in other people’s skin.

    …I’ve said too much.

  6. “I’m looking for a woman who could wear, I don’t know, like a sweatshirt with like, a bunch of bananas on it, but still look really confident and amazing.”

  7. He looks like he has b.o.

  8. I’m not crazy about RP, but if he watches Project Runway then maybe we can make it work.

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