JUST DON’T DO IT.* (Via Gawker.)
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Hahahahaha. Aw, they’re so cute.
Why couldn’t the guy from yesterday fall through a mini sinkhole? Without the ladies. They’ve suffered enough.
If he’s not careful he’ll become a Waterfather.
Maybe that’s the initiation ritual!
You know how concerning a blackout, there’s a baby boom 9 months later? In 9 months there are going to be a lot of water babies.
Well now they’ll both get Dracunculiasis. #truelove
It’s like the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp but with a parasite instead of a noodle.
When I used to live in New York, I’d play a game called “what would I get if I drank that tepid water” and then stand there, waiting for the subway, thinking of all the horrible water-based pathogens that could possibly exist in that awful awful water. It’s a super fun way to pass the time and I totally recommend it to anyone, especially the squeamish.
And now the warranty on their phones are void.
Are the urinals different heights?
Little boys gotta pee too.
Is this in a school then? Why did Bill pick the medium-sized urinal? So many questions.
“Oh man it looks really flooded out here! Okay so I’ll pick you up and we’ll go this way down the street and – oh wait this is also flooded – okay let’s go back the other way – oh man, still flooded over here – okay let’s just go for it in the middle of the – WHOOP!!!”
Moral: Sometimes it’s okay to just run into a building and wait there until the flooding stops.
It looks like they’re having a hard time figuring out where to go for lunch. She wants Chinese, but lucky for him the bridge is out so they’re having tacos.
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