As you may remember, I saw Jurassic Park 3D in theaters back in April and it completely blew my mind. That movie is so good! Everybody wasn’t lying when they would always talk about it nonstop, which was super annoying for me back then, because I thought it just something along the lines of, like, “Ooooh remember Gak, Gak was so great!”, but now is very welcomed because I know Jurassic Park is so good and scary and all I ever want to do is talk about it! Anyway, I know that Jurassic Park doesn’t have a particularly good sequel track record (only from people saying that) (I have not seen any of them), but maybe this one will be different? JURASSIC WORLD! From The Wrap:

Universal Pictures said Tuesday it will release Steven Spielberg’s “Jurassic World” in 3D on Friday, June 12 of 2015.

Colin Trevorrow (“Safety Not Guaranteed”) is directing the epic action-adventure from a draft of the screenplay he wrote with Derek Connolly. Frank Marshall and Pat Crowley join the team as fellow producers.

(It also does not hurt that, when I saw it last year, Safety Not Guaranteed made me almost as thrilled as Jurassic Park did.) (THIS MOVIE WAS MADE 4 ME!)  So now that those two lines of boring facts about Jurassic World have quelled all of our worries about the upcoming Jurassic Park sequel, all that’s left is to take some guesses at what the tagline might be. I’ll go first!

  • First there was a park, then there were some other movies, and now there’s a whole world!
  • Jurassic Park, sure, but Jurassic WORLD?
  • Dinosaurs aren’t just for parks anymore…
  • Hold onto your world butts!
  • It might be not so good, but it will still be fun probably!
  • You say you want a revolution, well, you know, we all want to change the JURASSIC WORLD!
  • Life finds a way. And another way. And another way. And another way.
  • A small group of thoughtful dinosaurs could change the world. Indeed, it’s the only thing that ever — wait, DINOSAURS?!

Goooooooood job, Kelly! Now it’s your turn! SPARE NO EXPENSE!

Comments (58)
  1. Clever world.

  2. Jurassic Park is one of those movies I must watch if it’s on TV, even if I’ve just seen it (also: The Mummy, every version of Pride And Prejudice, The Fifth Element, Mean Girls, The Emperor’s New Groove, Galaxy Quest…I’ll stop now). I don’t even care if this one is good–MORE DINOSAURS YAY. (That should be the tagline. More dinosaurs yay.)

  3. I hope this is a remake of Spice World but staring dinosaurs.

  4. In this world, the dinosaurs run the planet (and humans died millions of years ago until one super smart dinosaur extracts human DNA from a human trapped in amber and makes Human Park and then the humans star breeding and run amok after a Newman dinosaur ruins everything [maybe there's a Seinfeld dinosaur spinoff? Kramer could be one of those weird bird dinosaurs]. Maybe there’s a scene where a human eats a goat and chases after a jeep [wait can dinosaurs drive jeeps? I guess they'd have built a conveyance that is designed for their comfort, so it'd be a jeep in theory, but with seats for their weird spine plates or whatever. I guess the audience would get that it's a jeep]. It’s just like the first movie but reversed. Right?) Summer 2015. Rated PG-13

  5. Is it Dinosaur Day?

  6. It’s the end of OUR world as we know it (and we DON’T feel fine)

  7. CGI and roaring noises.

  8. Dinosaur Fashion World

  9. For consistency’s sake, I’m gonna leave this right here.

  10. They were dead, but then they got cloned from dinosaur DNA and frog DNA and then they ran amok a few times and now they’re INSIDE THE HOUSE.

  11. Gak. I remember Gak. Ahhhhhh ….

  12. Hold onto your butts

  13. I Fed Up Withis Whilrd.

  14. Party Time. Excellent… Not.

  15. Welcome to the Jungle

  16. In a world…

  17. I guess Jurassic Kart was taken.

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