Do you think Mr. Real Batman goes around secretly looking for fires to put out when he’s in his Batman costume? And he’s only ever told his wife about his dream to put out a fire when he happened to be in the costume? And she thought it would never happen, but sincerely wished that it would because she knew how happy it would make him? And after it happened he called her and said, “It happened.” And she was like, “Oh my god!!!” Ah, I hope so. Thank you, Real Batman! Thank you but a bit less, Real Captain America! Caption it, you guys!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and will make Real Batman very proud. (Via GorillMask.)

Comments (32)
  1. Pretty unprofessional not to give the interview in the Batman voice.

  2. Vin Diesel remains unimpressed.

  3. CAN BEN AFFLECK DO NOTHING TO EARN YOUR LOVE, AMERICA????

  4. VERY nice Dutch tilt, local TV news camera operator.


    Roger Deakins over here.

  5. 5 seconds after this video ends: Ace the Bathound apprehends Catwoman’s evil spy.

  6. If no one was home …how did the fire start?

  7. Good thing KajusX was placated with Bob Odenkirk earlier, otherwise we’d be hearing it about cross-universe miscegeny.

  8. But who’s playing his tall, physicality-possessing love interest?

  9. “I’ll be darned if I don’t feel something furry.” -Texman Batsleuth

  10. Duh, if he’s Batman then why didn;t he just fly to save it?


  11. “Amateurs.”

  12. Not a caption to this but HOLY MOLY YOU GUYS I AM GOING TO PUT SO MUCH MONEY INTO THIS:

    http://www.avclub.com/articles/aaron-paul-lists-the-top-10-reasons-to-enter-his-b,102724/

  13. Gotta say he looks pretty good in the costume. He’s got a better jaw for it than a lot of the movie Batmans. Er, Batmen? They both look weird.

  14. Captain Lamerica ain’t do shit

  15. THAT CAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

  16. Happened to be at an event around the corner, my ass. For sure those guys set the fire so they could put it out.

  17. ONE CAT’S LIFE IS NOT WORTH WHATEVER CRISIS BROUGHT EARTH-1 AND EARTH-616 TOGETHER!!!

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