Give me a break, baby. Come on. (Via SayOMG.)
F’ing baby. Stop being such a … baby.
The video wouldn’t load for me! Now I’ll never know what happens!
SPOILER ALERT: the baby was Bruce Willis all along.
Typical Euro baby. Just get someone else to do it. Maybe the Euro baby can just sit around and wait for an American baby to swoop in and save the day. AS USUAL. #freedomcandles
Ugh, it’s all “Oh nanny state please come save me from this lit candle situation I’ve gotten myself into!” Whatever happened to people blowing out their candles by the bootstraps?
I bet she scored under 2200 on her SATs. STUPID
Showed this to a coworker and he said “nice, but this video doesn’t hold a candle to…” and I stopped him and said “Yes, it does. That’s the video. You clearly didn’t watch it, Jeremy. It’s all about holding a candle.” And then he said “wow, it’s taking you awhile to make this pretty dumb joke” and I said “Yes, I know.”
She seems pretty chill about having fire right in her hand. When there’s a rash of arson in her neighborhood in fifteen or so years, I won’t be surprised.
Maybe she’ll be like some fire-shaman priestess.
I dunno, it’s like, there was SOMETHING we were meant to do over the weekend. And then come here to talk about today? I can’t remember what it was, but if anyone can help me…
I am going to have to sleep now and I would like everyone to know that I am not happy about this.
OH MY GOD
um…I believe you have a dinner you wanted to tell us all about?
OH MAN I TOTALLY DO. But girl has priorities, and pop stars must come before one’s future happiness, or lack thereof.
(it was OK. I think probably I’m not going to die alone & get eaten by alsatians)
Yeah plus I’m guessing you don’t want to type it all over the comments, we can save it for chat!
I have pretty much no shame, but yeah, that’s probably the best course of action.
Mila Moo is a great baby name, btw.
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