This Guy: Oh, did I show you my video yet?
His Friend: No, I don’t think so! Let me see!
This Guy: Okay, here we gooo:
His Friend: Ahh…hah…whoa!
This Guy: Uh…You seem like you’re being a little sarcastic or something?
His Friend: No, I’m not being sarcastic! This is cool, man.
This Guy: Well, you’re at least– You’re not really having the reaction I expected.
His Friend: I’m sorry. It’s cool!
This Guy: Forget it.
His Friend: Aw, come on. I like it, really! Flaming bagpipes!
This Guy: Just drop it.
His Friend: I’m sorry.
This Guy: Whatever.

The End. (Via LaughingSquid.)

Comments (16)
  1. plz use them pipes to burn the internet down

  2. Wasn’t the Flaming Bagpipes the name of a punk rock band? Coulda sworn.

    I’m thinking if Flaming Lips and Dropkick Murphy had a baby though….

  3. What a weird viral marketing campaign for Portlandia

  4. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the bagpipes.

  5. He’s got the Darth Vader mask, but he dresses like Grand Moff Tartan.

  6. He’s available for hire! Goddammit I wish I had some enemies in this town. (Not really.)

  7. Real talk I might hire this guy to precede my entrance to work every day.

    • Real talk I hate that club. Also some young people outside of it made me feel old once. Really old. I should hire the most obnoxious thing I can think of to ride around outside of it… oh wait.

  8. Oh Portland, so much to answer for…

  9. FUN FACT: Directly behind the camera is a porn theater/probably sex club and a donut shop that makes a donut shaped like a dick and balls, sometimes with jizzy frosting.

  10. why isn’t he playing the darth vader theme?

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