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THIS HAS NOT BEEN A TEST. THIS HAS BEEN AN ACTUAL TWERKING EMERGENCY. YOU ARE NOW INSTRUCTED TO TUNE INTO YOUR LOCAL TWERKING SAFETY SOURCE FOR NEWS AND OFFICIAL INFORMATION. IF YOU DON’T HAVE THE TIME, LET ME JUST PASTE THE INFORMATION FOR YOU HERE:

DON’T TWERK

STOP IT

THANK YOU. PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR NORMAL NON-TWERKING ACTIVITIES. (Via Gawker.)

Comments (32)
  1. If you’re going to twerk, at least practice on a smaller scale first.

  2. I don’t think I should be laughing as hard as I am but oh god this is hilarious.

  3. ♫ Twerk it like it’s hot, twerk it like it’s hot. ♫

  4. “If in the first act you have lit candles on the coffee table, then in the following one you should catch on fire” – Anton Chekhov

  5. Hm. Good start. Solid. Nice transition. Here comes the handstand….ha oh boy wow. I’m on fire. Upload!

  6. Yeah, candles definitely make twerking more romantic.

  7. I still don’t really get what twerking is. Just moving your butt around?? In my day we called that “freak dancing” and that was a good enough phrase for us. Get off my lawn!

  8. I now want to listen to “Girl on Fire” by Alicia Keyes

  9. You should see the video of the girl twerking next to an alligator pit.

  10. She was doing great until she fell through a glass coffee table and her legs caught on fire. Next time it will be even better.

  11. Is this not a promo for Catching Fire?

  12. This is why I love videogum. This is also why I could lose my job. Half of the marketing department is now watching the Millie Chicken Twerk. Now THAT’s employee engagement!

  13. This would be in the running for best video of all time if only she hadn’t put the SPOILER in the video title. The element of surprise would have been amazing.

  14. Me watching this video: “Please let this be a prank. It’s going to be a prank. When is she going to say prank. Nooooooo.”

  15. It’s my moms birthday and I put this on her wall last night as her happy birthday message, she said it was the best birthday message she ever got.

  16. Wow. Last night it had 7,000+ views. Now it’s closing in on 3 million. How could it not? I watched this thing SO many times last night.

  17. I think this might be fake.

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