Listen, it’s a beautiful day. (Where I am.) The sun is shining, birds are chirping, it’s already Wednesday — things are going fine. With this in mind, you need to make a decision for yourself: Do you want to read a selection from an interview with Farrah Abraham (Teen Mom and person with a sex tape) in which she shows that she hasn’t the slightest idea of what “feminist” means? Like, has never run across the term in her life? And in which she asks “what context are you saying it in?” (which sounds an awful lot like “I feel like I’ve met her or something”) as if that has anything to do with it? It’s up to you! We’re adults, we can make our own decisions. Or — this is your other option — do you want to talk about what you are having or plan to have for lunch? Your choice. Lady’s choice. Lesbian’s choice. From the Miami New Times, via Dlisted:
It sounds pretty shitty that he went behind your back and leaked your personal tape. Do you consider yourself a feminist?
I’m pretty feminine. I think so.
Not feminine — feminist.
What does that mean, you’re a lesbian or something?
No, that’s not what I’m asking at all.
What context are you saying it in?
It’s a complicated concept, but I guess at it’s most basic, it means that women are equal to men.
Oh, I definitely feel that women are equal to men. No doubt about that. I mean women should have equal rights to men, every day.
Hahaha. Aww. “I mean women should have equal rights to men, every day.” PUT IT ON MY TOMBSTONE, B-CUZ I AM DEAD, EVERY DAY. Oh brother. I am going to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. (Lunch photo via Shutterstock.)