• This is Mark Hamill and the Rancor, whatever that is. /Film has the full-sized image, along with some Star Wars: Episode VII news. -/Film
  • “An exceprt from ‘Some Instructions To The New Guy Concerning The Preparation And Presentation Of My French Toast’ by Stanley Kubrick” -McSweeney’s
  • Aziz Ansari’s third stand-up special Buried Alive is going to premiere exclusively on Netflix on November 1. -NYTimes
  • Have you seen this video of Patrick Stewart teaching his girlfriend how to do a quadruple take? It is cute. Makes you wish that you could be somewhere beautiful, hanging out, living the good life, talking to Patrick Stewart. -Dlisted
  • Last night I had a dream that I got a Brooklyn Nine-Nine screener and really liked it. Dreams are so crazy, huh?! Where do they come up with this stuff! Here are some character promo vids for that show. -ONTD
  • R.I.P. Kris. Not even Yeezus Himself could save you, LOL. -Radar
  • Bill Hader appeared recently on Hulu’s Larry King Now (what?) and spoke about a number of things, including the idea he and John Mulaney came up with for a Stefon movie. -Splitsider
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  1. Found this mini-documentary on Action Park in NJ that I wanted to share! Mainly because Chris Gethard is in it! I would have never gone on any of these rides, plus water parks gross, but I still would kind of wanted to go there!


  2. To answer a rhetorical question, the Rancor was a monster that lived in a secret dungeon-y room in Jabba’s palace, and if say you were one of Jabba’s green tentacled slave dancers and resisted him pulling on your chain presumably because he wanted to bang you (though what’s going on in Jabba’s bathing suit area or where even his bathing suit area is is not a question I want to think about too much), he would open a trapped door and you would fall in there and the Rancor would eat you. Unless of course you were a Jedi and then you would kill it and make this guy really sad:

  3. when you see one set of footprints in the sand, that’s when Yeezus carried you but it wasn’t enough to save your talk show because walking on the beach doesn’t make for compelling television :(

  4. A few weeks ago one of my coworkers told me she didn’t like Patrick Stewart and thinks he overacts. I haven’t spoken to her since.

  5. Kris Jenner: I want to be married to someone and be rich and famous forever.
    Rumpelstiltskin: Well, I’m not gonna give it to you for free, and I’ve already seen your firstborn. *shudder* What else have you got?
    Kris Jenner: Well, I’m not giving you Kim.
    Rumpelstiltskin: Well, there goes my ace-in-the-hole. I’m spit-balling here, but give me their lives to exploit at my whim.
    Kris Jenner: Sure. I can do that.
    Rumpelstiltskin: Okay, we have a deal.

    Eventually Kris Jenner learns Rumplesiltskin’s name, breaking the curse, and now she’s out one talk show.

  6. “A few months ago, Hader spoke on a Stefon movie, saying, “There’s no emotional through line. Sometimes people say to me ‘I want a Stefon movie’ and I’m like, you think you want a Stefon movie but then you’ll see the poster for it and think, ‘Wait, I don’t want this.’”"

    And that’s why he’ll never make it in show business. Not with thinking like that.

  7. No way this would have happened to Kris if she had a Rancor co-host.

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