Will one of you please answer this Real Housewives of New York casting call and get on this show? DESTROY THE MACHINE FROM THE INSIDE!

Will one of you please answer this Real Housewives of New York casting call and get on this show? DESTROY THE MACHINE FROM THE INSIDE!
Would it be too much to ask that Lindsay marry into money, adopt a couple brats, and stick it out as a Real Housewife for a season?
In the name and spirit of Double Dog, of course.
I just don’t understand why they need another one……
Truth. I wish they would do a Battle of the Network Stars esque competition show with the Housewives. Events could be coupon clipping, pumping gas, etc.
DOUBLE DOG: Gabe starts a relationship with a rich woman from the Upper East Side, thus appearing briefly on the show!