It’s incredible that everyone is still talking about Kendrick Lamar’s verse on that Big Sean song when Tan Mom released a new music video today in which she disses Farrah Abraham, Howard Stern kind of, AND Michael Lohan maybe! Or she at least mentions going to rehab with him in a way that is weird! UH, HELLO, MUSIC BLOGGERS? IT’S CALLED THE SCOOP, AND IT’S PASSING YOU BY! The song and the video are legitimate nightmares, though, and I beg you not to watch or listen (but to keep Tan Mom in your thoughts & wish the best for her) (I hope she gets better, for real) (AND STOPS), but you are an adult, and you can do whatever you want. So here are your options: watch the Tan Mom music video and say whatever you want about that, OR post pictures of animals dressed as food. Up to you! Choose wisely! You only live once, remember that! Tan Mom video after the jump!

DON’T WATCH IT.

Comments (25)
  1. I think we can all agree that that Kendrick verse is at best the third best Kendrick verse, putting it on roughly on par with the 1000th best Drake verse.

    • I think we can further agree that Kendrick Lamar is all talk; if he truly had the confidence he tries to project, he wouldn’t need to go after easy targets, and there is no target easier than Mac Fucking Miller.

  2. 2nd Try: I think we can all agree that that Kendrick verse is at best the third best Kendrick verse, putting it roughly on par with the 1000th best Drake verse. Better.

  3. My former roommate used to buy dog costumes for her cougar and duck statues:


  4. This dog thinks he’s a pizza. He is not a pizza.

  5. I assume this dog’s name is Ron Swanson.

  6. The real Nyan Cat!

  7. Good Lord. Everyone listen to Kelly: DO NOT WATCH.

  8. I watched all of that, I think! I can’t be sure, because everything is dark now, and I don’t remember my name, and there is voice a speaking terrible things in an unknown tongue either above or below me, and everything smells burnt, and my legs feel like spiders. Anyway, cool video!

  9. What am I supposed to do with this? Like – I mean – I don’t know what I mean. What? Hello?

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