“I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her. Ahhhh, I’m sorry; I just never get tired of saying that! I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her. The thing about Tina — which I believe is her name, because it says it on her shirt — is that she doesn’t let anything get in her way. Take my ex-girlfriend, for instance. When she met me I had a different girlfriend, Sarah, and she walked right up to Sarah and said, “Is this your boyfriend?” Sarah said, “Yeah,” and then Tina said, “Not anymore,” and grabbed me and kissed me, right there at the mall! Can you believe it?! That’s just my Tina. So when she told me she was going to stand out on the side of the road with a sign about how she wasn’t homeless, but how she did want bigger boobs, since homeless people, etc., do it all the time and it works for them, I just had to look at her and say: “You go, girl.” You go out there and take what you want. Do I love her now, even with her just medium-large chest? Of course. But you can’t fully love someone until she fully loves herself, and I think this is a step towards that.” -You

From KSDK:

She says she wasn’t sure what kind of reaction she would get or if she’d actually collect any money. She did. And she says she also collected plenty of smiles and laughs as well.

Amen. (Via Uproxx.)

Comments (21)
  1. I’m assuming she’s wearing a wonder bra right now. If not, she doesn’t need em any bigger.

    Silly girlfriend.

  2. This weekend I was walking in a tony section of Boston and I passed a newly opened boutique nut shop. I turned to the friend I was with and said, “Are we in a recession or not?” I feel like asking the people who gave her money the same question.

  3. “When I wanted new boobs I had to walk twenty miles to the motorway and stand shoeless in the snow, begging kindness off of passersby” – This lady to her grandchildren, when they fund their cosmetic surgery through Kickstarter3000

  4. She’s so selfish. There are like a bazillion trannies who would kill to have her rack.

    • “Bazillion” = “Brazilian”, “Would” = “Will”. Now this article is getting interesting.

      • My friend got mugged by a Brazilian trannie. He was like “no, we’re sisters!” and she was like “give your your money sister!” I would like to see all of this play out.

  5. As a woman with boobs, I will never understand other women who want bigger boobs. I mean, go for it, ladies, it’s your bod, do what you want. But boobs are annoying and stupid.

    • And the expense of bras is insane.

      • I buy my bras at the “big boobie shop”*, even there where the bras are generally $39ish my bra size is always, ALWAYS $10 more (38F). It’s insanity. I definitely wonder about people who want huge boobs…but then again I assume (un-naturally big) fake boobs probably don’t hang as much so maybe it’s not as uncomfortable and doesn’t need as much support????

        *Lane Bryant

  6. I wish a homeless person would stand next to her with a sign saying, “NOT A BOOB – NEED ACTUAL ASSISTANCE.”

  7. Now all she needs to do is write a memoir about her time on the streets.

  8. Hey guys, cut my girlfriend a break. Ever since she got out of jail for drugs, she’s really been tuning things around. Part of her recovery is panhandling for boob money instead of crack money.

    http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Christina_Andrews_5957761/

  9. Thank you for keeping us abreast of the situation.

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