“You work hard for the money / so hard for it, honey / you work hard for the money so you better keg robot right.” I guess this is what that song was about! (Via Cheezburger.)
That’s an awful lot of head on that beer, Kegbot. No tip for you.
When I lived in Japan, I was told the perfect ratio of beer to head was 7 to 3, and that the head is the most alcoholic part of the beer and also keeps the beer underneath it cold. I like to believe all of these things.
wouldn’t it be funny though, if they were just fucking with you?
Everyone knows you pour at the most horizontal angle possible, that doesn’t spill beer. Unless it’s Guinness, then all sorts of weird stuff goes on.
I’ve been looking for a bar where I can wear my red camo cargo pants with a shiny studded belt and where a robot pees beer into my tiny glass! Dreams do come true!!!
I’ve never understood any sort of camo pants. Best-case scenario, they’re being used for their intended purpose, and you look like a floating torso.
Finally someone is using science in ways that are interesting to me. Finally.
now if only they could pee the beer directly into my mouth and take over for my liver in processing that ish.
I’m just gonna come out and say it: beer is VASTLY overrated. Show me a robot that can pour a perfect Harvey Wallbanger, and we’ll talk.
I voted for Harvey Wallbanger and I have mixed feelings.
I took a beer appreciation class once and a brewmaster from budweiser came in. He explained that the best way to pour is straight in the middle, so the beer doesn’t hit the sides, because the head has lots of flavor? so this robot is doing it wrong
but also, bud and heineken are terrible beers that I only drink when they’re the only thing available and even then I just choose to be sober. So the robot is doing everything wrong.
It was a beer appreciation class, and the brewmaster was from Budweiser? Was this at a community college or something?
Good point. That’s like being in a food appreciation class and the chef being from McDonalds.
actually, we had a few brewmasters come in. This was upstate NY, so we got budweiser, ommegang, and saranac. The ommegang guy was super disappointing, which stinks because it’s great beer. The bud guy was just interesting to compare big/small operations.
Well, in its defense, that robot’s probably pretty drunk already.
The mistake keg robot made was picking heineken as its beer of choice.
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