Yesterday, the world was rocked by a RED HOT FEUD taking place between Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone on Twitter. What was the feud (one-way tweets) about? The world could only wonder and wait. And today, the wait is over. Take it, The Hollywood Reporter!

A source with knowledge of the situation says the fallout was over a specific money demand. Willis was offered $3 million for four days of consecutive work on location in Bulgaria for the film. “He said he’d drop out unless he got $4 million,” this source close to the production says. “A million dollars a day. Stallone and everybody else involved said no.”

Stallone then quickly reached out to Ford, who was game to join the Expendables cast.

The insider adds, “I think [Willis] was pretty surprised he was replaced in 72 hours by Harrison Ford — a better actor, a much nicer person and a more interesting direction for the film.

WHAT?! Expendables 3 only offered to give Bruce Willis, star of literally multiple episodes of Friends, slightly less than a million dollars a day to run around and play pretend in Bulgaria while so many people are struggling to pay for food to feed both their children and themselves every day, so often they have to go without and holy shit that is so much money?! Bullshit, man. First Hollywood refuses to let Leonardo DiCaprio have the daring role of a waterman, and now this? I kind of get the feeling that no one over there knows what they’re doing anymore. But at least we found out who the TRUE The Expendables was after all. (It kind of reminds me a lot of a t-shirt I used to wear as a kid.) Another classic #TwitterFeud mystery solved. I wonder what tomorrow’s will be?

Comments (24)
  1. So $750k a day is reasonable?

  2. Oh good, I was sad that I missed my opportunity for one last pun yesterday:

    Stallone has drawn First Blood in this feud, but only time will tell if Willis will be the Last Man Standing.

  3. Tomorrow’s feud will be between @PaulReiser and @nickjonas, because Paul doesn’t want Nick to star in the upcoming Mad About You remake. Even though he should! They look a lot alike!!!

  4. I had no idea their relationship was so Rocky.

    Did you guys do this one yesterday?

  5. Honestly, it would’ve been more badass to replace him with Cybill Shepherd.

  6. My ideal salary is $60/hour so that I’d be making one dollar for each minute someone spends hassling me about things that don’t matter.

  7. So every day we’re going to have to hear what these jerks are saying on Twitter?

    (Drum beats starts. FLW feels a song coming on)

    From these Hollywood heavy-hitters.

    (Piano joins the beat and FLW starts to sing)

    Willis is a quitter. Sly is feeee-ling bitter.

    (FLW stands up and grabs his mic and start to move towards the camera.)

    Just a bunch of spitters! Knitters! Critters! Sitters! Pinch Hitters! Corn Fritters! Tell me WHAT UP WITH THAT!

    Ooooooooooo-we What up with that? What up with that!

  8. I wonder how much of Bruce Willis’s fortune is spent on things that piss him off on a daily basis to help him cultivate this extreme, superhumanly off-putting personality?

  9. i just spent the day in jail trying to figure out how my clients are doing with the fact that the government has stopped their social security payments in spite of the fact that they have mortgages and children (even though they are in jail, their basic need to feed their kids still persists…shucks!)…and i don’t even make $2,000.00 in a month. so fuck you brucie. fuck you big time.

    • thank you for trying to make the world a better place, ashleigh. seriously.

      • thank you badideajeans…i really just don’t understand wealthy people sometimes. you could feed literally millions of children (which, by the way, there are starving children in the u.s. too. that’s why food stamps exist assholes. most of the people who are on them need them to feed their children. but sure u.s. government, take the benefits away from the children who need them because some people abuse the system. why don’t i take your salary away congressperson, because you have used the power given to you to accomplish absolutely nothing. i call that mooching. also, why the fuck are you all about the right to life, but when people need assistance to live it is their issue? oh yeah, that’s right, you are a giant dick government. i kind of hate you right now) with your money but instead you buy a shit ton of crap and complain about how hard it is to be wealthy and famous. if i had a penis i would tell everyone who is wealthy to suck it when they complain about how hard it is to have money. try wondering where your children are going to get their next meal from. try staying in your car because you have no where else to go. try being a member of the working poor who is too proud to accept help and your children have to suffer nights without food and heat and electricity. just fucking try it.

        i am sorry, my clients in general are so positive and they all work hard to fix their situations and i am trying to be a positive social worker at this point, but sometimes i fucking hate people.

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