BABY DID NOT WANT TO EAT THAT POTATO FOOD. BABY MADE THAT CLEAR. BABY WANTED KIT KAT. BABY TRUSTED YOU. YOU HAVE BETRAYED BABY’S TRUST. YOU WILL REGRET THIS MOMENT. EVERY NIGHT WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR SLEEP YOU WILL REMEMBER BABY AND HOW YOU HAVE BETRAYED BABY. YOU WILL FEEL FRIGHTENED. SLEEP WILL NOT COME. AND WHEN YOU ARE AT YOUR MOST EXHAUSTED, YOUR MOST BROKEN, WHEN YOU HAVE LOST THE WILL TO DEFEND YOURSELF — THAT IS WHEN BABY WILL STRIKE. BABY IS SMALL. BABY IS WEAK. BUT BABY KNOWS. (Via DailyPicks.)

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Comments (18)
  1. “Kate once forced me to eat potatoes and all I’m saying is that she’d better sleep with one eye open.” – Kelly, who calls her mom by her first name

  2. Welcome to the Real World, Baby!

  3. I do this to my dogs.

  4. Even though that title looks like it would translate to “No one puts baby in the corner,” it does not and is not even close to that.

  5. “GIVE ME A BREAK, DAD.” – Kit Kat Baby (I’m sorry guys, it’s early)

  6. I tried to find a Nick Miller gif to express how I felt about this video, but there aren’t a lot of Nick Miller gifs where he’s just smiling and clicking play over and over. But this is pretty close. Let’s see if my Nick Miller gif posting curse is over.

  7. I find tricking babies to be awesome, but find earings on babies to be creepy, so I am conflicted by this video.

  8. earrings and a mullet. that baby is making a strong statement!

  9. Reads as though Kelly is working on a Stewie impression?

  10. This tactic would NOT have worked on my son, he would have spit out the veggies immediately. Still does. That boy and veggies are like oil and water lol

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