The fact that Billy Joel and his wife are getting divorced has absolutely nothing to do with movies, TV, or YouTubes and is completely outside of this website’s jurisdiction. But we’ve received so many tips about it (admittedly for a reason) that it somehow seems important to mention it? Consider it mentioned.

Comments (8)
  1. Given, Billy Joel has always been a bit fugly… but he’s beginning to look like the kind of guy who operates a ferris wheel.

  2. There could be a connection to the site because she was the original hozzzzt of Top Chef. Replaced because she was so boring. Maybe she could have done Top Chef Masters.

  3. Ken  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 +4

    Not having to eat dinner with Gwyneth Paltrow is worth losing out on all the Heaven cookies on the planet.

  4. Aww, poor William. I heard he was going to buy her a resturant in the Hamptons, hoping to make things work. It’s too bad he didn’t know the real way to saving things was taking her to see ‘(500) Days of Summer’.

  5. well, i just talked to william and he said that he had a necessary therapy session with gwyneth and that (in his words) gwyneth “remarked that I looked like a bull who?d had a run in with the picadores … I assured her that although I was stuck with needles, I was faring far better than the bull would in the analogous scenario.”
    i thought that was weird. and then i realized…no. gwyneth said that. to me. in her latest goop newsletter.
    word of the day: analogous. love the oxford english dictionary, right gwyn?

  6. I’m sure Chuck Klosterman’s got a new essay about this already in the rough draft stage.

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