GUYS, I KNOW WE’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR SO LONG THAT IT SEEMED LIKE ONE OF THOSE DREAMS WHERE YOU WAKE UP AND IT SEEMS SO REAL BUT AS THE TRUTH SLOWLY DAWNS ON YOU THAT IT WAS JUST A DREAM, SO TOO DOES THE SADNESS OF A REALITY IN WHICH A DREAM REMAINS FOREVER OUT OF REACH, BUT PLEASE, SIT DOWN, BECAUSE I HAVE SOME AMAZING GERRY B NEWS. From JustJared:

Gerard Butler rocks a leather jacket while heading to Groucho Club on Tuesday (July 30) in London, England.

Last week, the 43-year-old Scottish actor kept a low profile while exiting Le Baron Club with a mystery gal.

“Whoa! one million fans! you guys are amazing,” Gerard recently wrote on Facebook.

Not amazing enough for proper capitalization but STILL! One million Facebook fans! WE DID IT! Gosh, I almost wish Gerard Butler would invite us all to the Groucho Club in London, England, or the Le Baron Club to celebrate but obviously I know that Pure Trash like us isn’t allowed in places like that, it’s only for the Golden Gods. It would be neat, though, right? We’d be like “Gerry! Huge Facebook Fan!” and he’d be like “You’re amazing!” And we’d be like “We know what makes you amazing, which is your acting and your social life and your jacket, but what makes you think we are amazing, you don’t even know us?!” And he’d be like “You’re amazing because you clicked Like on a Facebook page! My Facebook page. Ha!” And we’d be like “You set the bar pretty low on what is and isn’t amazing!” And he’d be like “This is why you guys aren’t allowed into the Groucho Club in London, England, or the Le Baron Club. Security please escort my amazing fans to the exit.” And security’d be like “There are a million of them, sir, there is no exit, the building is rubble.”

Comments (33)
  1. wow seriously gerard butler

  2. I don’t quite get what this blog post is going on about

  3. See, we went from someone I find super attractive to someone who I can’t stand. As the blog turns, indeed.

  4. Text Grammar Redux: Not using proper capitalization ON A COMPUTER is unacceptable.

  5. ONE DAY, someone WILL ASK Gabe what HE THOUGHT of his Videogum DAYS–what he GOT OUT of the blood, sweat, AND snark he poured INTO IT, the TECHNOJEREMYS he told TO relax, THE TERRIBLE fucking FILMS he had to ENDURE–and HE’LL look up, EYES brimming WITH tears, a FEELING deep DOWN welling UPWARD and coming TO A HEAD AS he smiles AND says “I was there when Gerard Butler hit 1 million fans on Facebook.”

  6. I love how celebrities never simply wear something, they “rock” it or “flaunt” it. I’m totally rocking this hoodie right now, guys.

  7. Something smells like cheese in my office and I seriously cannot even deal with this right now.

  8. What are those three sentences even doing together? What are you talking about, Jared? F-.

  9. Gabe, you really do stream of consciousness like no other. I hope that you will at least, after this week, let us read your dream journal blog.

  10. side note, one of my in real life friends came up with a brilliant burn the other day. “you’re one of those people who brags using the #blessed aren’t you.” i laughed a lot.

  11. If you think about it, wouldn’t it be kind of weird if 1 million people actually liked you? I think I would be creeped out if 1 million people were aware of my existence and “liked” me. That’s just too many people.

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