Yo, can your dad rap like this?! If so, um, can you please tell him to stop?! It’s not that he isn’t good at it! It seems like he’s practiced a lot and the results are impressive, but growing up is hard enough without your dad referring to himself as a white boy pre-rap for the Internet, especially when he then turns the camera on you. So if your dad can rap like this, can you gently ask him to cut it out? It will be hard, though, because he does seem into it:

I was having a great time with my kids rapping to some music in the car. I had to show them up and let them know that being a dad is cool! (They said I was sick…which means really cool!) LOL

I am a motivational speaker during the day and a rapper at night. LOL Crazy Fun! Let me know what you think.
Derek Clark in the hoooouusssseee! LOL

Awww. LOL. Crazy fun. #cooldad (Via DailyPicks.)

Comments (51)
  1. If you have to tell people you are a cool dad you are definitely not a cool dad.

  2. Pretty sure his kids didn’t ask if he could rap. I couldn’t even finish this.

  3. I think they meant ‘sick’ in the ‘of questionable health’ sense, dude. (He might be ok at this to be fair, but daaaaaaaaaads! So embarrassing!)

    • I’d like to do a psychoanalytic study on motivational speakers because they seem to have the most insane pathologies. Like some kind of narcissism but also really high ego defenses that allow them to escape into platitudes at even the slightest hint of psychodynamic conflict?

      I know a bunch of really rich girls from my high school became “life coaches” which is something that apparently you need a license for in NYC? But also, like, what life advice are they even going to give people? “Don’t worry about it, just call your mom and get her to buy you a new Louis bag and you’ll feel all better tomorrow.”

  4. I have absolutely no trouble believing that this guy is a motivational speaker.

  5. The Chronic (Back Pain)
    Life Insurance After Death
    5 Iron Man

    #Dad Rap Albums

  6. FACT: No dad is cooler than this one.

  7. His science is like the shorts he wears to mow the lawn: too tight!

  8. I don’t care if the dad can rap, is he a DILF?

  9. “LOL Crazy fun” is our generation’s “Here Comes the Judge!”


  10. I really relate to the kid who had nothing

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