Just look at these assholes:

Watching idiots get tased is no longer enough entertainment: now we need idiots getting tased after inhaling helium, so they sound even more like scared pussies. I’m starting to think there might be some kind of central, organized thinktank tasked with coming up with stupid, potentially dangerous pranks for a certain kind of white male between the ages of 15 and 23 for the purpose of putting them on YouTube so the rest of us can feel like we’re at least doing something slightly better with the short time we have here on earth, and I think I’m uniquely qualified to make suggestions for future stupid-shit mashups like the one above, like, can they do one that combines helium, tasing, salvia, AND syrup of ipecac? Thank you. (Also, I guess that “thinktank” was called “Jackass.)

Comments (19)
  1. At least they didn’t tape the Brokencyde listening party that surely ensued.

  2. I’m honestly surprised one of them wasn’t clocked with the helium tank as they were being tazed.

  3. You know, I was gonna get my wisdom teeth taken out today, but then they found out I have an irregular heartbeat and had I been put under I probably would have gone into a coma, so now I have to see a cardiologist and try not to die in the meantime.

    I’m going to remember than mantra. Thanks.

  4. if only they took this opportunity to start a helium, fauxhawk, taser a Capella group…missed opportunity guys…so sad

  5. Should have tasered them in the face

  6. I wish they were inhaling hydrogen, so when they got tased, they exploded. And then we’d have that problem solved.

  7. i like how there are girls just chatting in the kitchen while this asshat-ery goes on in the living room. the girls are not even phased by it they’re so used to those tools acting up.

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  10. This makes me wish I were dead. No, wait, I mean I wish they were dead. Yeah that’s what I mean. Dead dead dead. I feel bad for the dog in that video, because presumably one of them owns that dog. I wonder if it’s ever been to the vet and if its diet consists of left over pizza, hot-pockets, and Mountain Dew Livewire.

  11. Run BMC  |   Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 -2

    I think they should try this again with a loaded gun rather than with a taser. I hear that the helium will make their sould fly up to Heaven super-fast!

  12. poopers la waffle  |   Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 +1

    Take it easy guys. Helium and Tasers are used frequently as clown interrigation techniques. How else will they find out who ate the last piece of cake at the party. These fellas were training hard to make kids laugh and find social justice, amidst douchiness.

  13. “can they do one that combines helium, tasing, salvia, AND syrup of ipecac?”
    Say what you , but you know you would click play on that vid.

  14. Now that is punk rock or as we say on the streets – punx rock!

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