After years of crunching numbers and writing equations out on library windows in white grease pencil, one brilliant minded reddit reader has finally debunked the pizza math from Home Alone. Finally.
Obviously, this is powerful stuff to which we can no longer afford to turn our blind eyes. My only hope is that the nefarious fat cats in Big Pizza don’t turn this into an Edward Snowden type whistleblower manhunt situation. The truth is out there, sheeple. P for pizzavendetta.