Oh, Bernie. Save that stuff for Monday, man! On Monday you’re allowed to use a bit of office time to fall on your bottom and hit your head, but on Tuesday? No way, Bern. C’mon, man. (Via ViralViral.)
Weekday At Bernie’s.
Piggybacking on this as it dovetails nicely with my planned joke:
To be fair, he’s doing remarkably well for a corpse being controlled by Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman.
He’ll never become CHAIRman of the board like that.
Bern burn. #YaBurnedBern
Props to that other guy for not laughing hysterically right in his face.
“You’re a bad person and nobody could ever love you.” – that other guy, who’s not as nice as he seems
I don’t have a joke but I’m going to see Only God Forgives tonight and I am very excited great job everyone happy Tuesday please don’t kill yourselves because how is it only Tuesday oh god when will this week be over.
I for one am impressed by Bernie. No whining. No demanding a cartoon Band-Aid for his owie. Nope. Dude gets up, checks his “suspect” chair and then cleans his remarkably clutter free work space. Bravo, Bernie.
But see, it’s the checking of the “suspect” chair that gets me. As if, “It wasn’t me, it was the chair! The chair!”
This is no Jack Donaghy.
If Bernie were a scientist, there would be a broken jar of hydrochloric acid slowly eating through the floor. #BernieNye
If Bernie were a scientist, I would assume he’d know how rolly chairs work.
Don’t be so sure. We still haven’t found a cure for cancer. Maybe he’d be a boner scientist.
I’d call it a triple fail b/c where’s the trampoline? LAME.
Why did I want so badly for there to be sound on that video? I turned my speakers all the way up just hoping to hear something. The internet makes me feel so weird sometimes.
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