STAY SAFE OUT THERE YOU GUYS! BUT ALSO QUIET! WHICH IS PART OF SAFE! (Via Gawker.)
I’m just going to skip to the last step right now and curl up in a ball under my desk. If my boss asks why, I’ll whisper “bear attack drill.”
Let’s have an attractive woman mock being attacked by a bear because that is what news is, we are definitely going to use this for news
“Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.”
Hmm. Let’s try this one.
I’m going to move to her town and become an eyeliner salesman.
She’ll keep an eye out for you. And for bears.
“We were in cuddly embrace and now I’m bleeding.”-out of context quote from one of my coworkers today that fits this post perfectly.
(this is from my local news station. its actually more professional than most of the news they do)
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