Why is everyone laughing at him? He’s just trying to eat dinner. How rude. (Via SayOMG.)
My breakfast is Doritos and coffee. Goats should not be eating more balanced meals than I am.
Goats should also not be dressing fancier than I am capable of. Quit showing off with that bowtie, goat!
I hate this goat so much. It probably has a better job than me, and doesn’t live with its parents anymore, either.
Look at that goat, with his fancy corked wine while the rest of us have to make do with screw caps!
Speaking of which, I poured myself a glass of that chilled white wine we won at trivia on Tuesday and passed out on the couch before I had two sips! #adult
damn that’s strong wine!
Whatever! I specifically only buy screw caps now, because seriously fuck trying to get a cork back in a bottle. I’m done with that phase of my life.
I’m with you. Although I did buy these rubber bottle stoppers which work really well. You don’t have to fight with the cork and it will keep your wine fresh.
Goats! I love goats!
Surely you’re kidding!
That goat has terrible posture. Sit up straight, goat!!!
Sometimes I also have to push myself up by the neck to keep my face out of my plate.
This must have been shot on a Satyrday.
I herd it was.
I don’t like this still shot so I’m not gonna watch the video. CAUSE IT’S FRIDAY AND I DO WHAT I WANT!!!
Now that I have a herding dog, I keep thinking how nice it would be to just get some goats, sell my lawnmower, and she can keep them all neatly tucked onto my property so no need for fencing. As long as the wolves don’t get them. But I really wasn’t thinking big enough with my “what can I do with goats” brainstorming ideas, clearly! This is how I would feed them every meal.
I’d reconsider getting more than one goat. Kids can be jerks.
Never gets old.
I love that damn goat.
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