To give you a bit of background before we get to the clip (the clip is very good) (no one will judge you if you skip right to the clip — we’re not watching, first of all, and second of all it is a very good clip!) baby Titus is a baby who is famous on the Internet for being able to make tiny little basketball trick-shots. I don’t think we’ve talked about him before, though I’m not sure why, he seems right up our alley, but here is a video for reference. Here is a bit of background for the video clip from baby Titus’s appearance on this morning’s Fox and Friends: HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHA
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JUST BECAUSE HE CAN SHOOT TINY BASKETS DOESN’T MEAN HE IS ACTUALLY A BASKETBALL PLAYER, BRIAN KILMEADE! “Think fast, baby!” “WHO’S THE BABY GENIUS NOW?!” Hahah. Man oh man. How awful. Is there anything worse and more awkward than making someone else’s baby cry? Ugh, that poor tiny Internet superstar baby. That big stupid man. Those perfect shots. (Via Salon.)

*Laughter at Brian Kilmeade.
Comments (26)
  1. I also really liked “You can’t teach that!” “Well, his dad did.” lolololol

  2. They’re called fundamentals, baby! Come on!

    • If this baby is going to completely screw up the “catch” portion of being a “catch and shoot” wing, he’s going to need to learn to get his own shot, and quite frankly, I’m not optimistic.

  3. Toughen up kid. Not even Marcia Brady cried that much.

  4. I can’t wait to hear other Fox News anchors trying to align the baby with Obama so as to explain that guy’s actions.

  5. I would have liked this a lot more if the baby had hit Brian Kilmeade in the face instead.

  6. Aaaaand this is why you don’t let impressionable young kids (soft skulls, soft minds) around Fox News.

  7. Guys…

    Do it for America.

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