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To paraphrase Evan, the tipster who sent this in, this may be the best wait for it on all of YouTube. Wait for it. Wait for it. You’ll see it.
Being a cop is hard! Be careful cops! Everything can be a knife! A stick broken off a tree with a razor blade duct taped to the end of it can be a knife! A mobile phone with razor blades duct taped to the back of it can be a knife! A slice of pizza covered in razor blades can be a knife! A potato with a nail sticking out of it can be a knife! A potato with a syringe sticking out of it can be a knife! A potato with a knife sticking out of it can be a knife! A broken bottle covered in nails and razor blades can be a knife! A belt where the belt buckle has been filed down and then taped up with razor blades can be a knife! A syringe taped to the end of a stick next to the razor blade can be a knife! A rubber band collection with poison darts sticking out of it can be a knife! A tinfoil ball with a chainsaw (on) sticking out of it at the end of a chain can be a knife! A baby covered in swords and thrown at your face can be a knife! A human knife if you can believe it!
ALL WE CAN DO IS BE VIGILANT AND DANCE.
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i feel like that man with experience could have been ready a lot faster were it not for his fancy arm movements. so…don’t underestimate the enemy, kids.
and what’s so wrong with the hat with razor blades sewn into it? doesn’t everyone have one? or is that just at detroit’s comerica park? my dad and i never go to a baseball game without ours.
Why didn’t they build knife (a steel rod can be a knife) safety into RoboCop’s programming?
Whyyyyyyyyyyy?
-1:00- I didn’t know Zach Galifianakis did knife awareness/safety demonstrations
This video actually made my brain sputter and choke, steam pouring from my ears.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv0z0FURQbk
I wish Christmas were as awesome as this video.
It’s easy to stop spies, just make sure you have a Pyro on your team and have him light everyone he sees.
…wait.
This rules. I just friended you on Steam. I’m not a weirdo!
“A belt where the belt buckle has been filed down and then taped up with razor blades can be a knife.”
Just don’t trust belts in general. As Videogum has taught us before, a belt can also be a sword.
http://videogum.com/archives/dream-merch/thats-your-belt-the-belt-sword_059931.html
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NEVER FORGET!* (Sorry ugh)
This has to be the best thing i’ve ever seen.
Seriously.
In my entire life.
No joke here.
I lol’d.
You what?
I lol’d.
Ah, perfect. Thank you.
Want to kill a cop? how about razor blades on fresh mornin krispy kremes?
“In my mind, I’m not never gonna die in no ghetto. Absolutely never! If a man turns around a punches me in the head, the fight’s on. If he cuts me, the fight’s on. If I’m shot, the FIGHT’S ON”
The fight is so on, you guys!
that guy pretty much agreed that he WOULD die in a ghetto with all the misuse of negatives going on in that lil’ soliloquy.
Word. “Animals,” Becca. ANIMALS. Aye.
I don’t have anything clever to say except that this is probably Videogum’s finest post.
The shank into the balls made me grab my crotch.
Woah, you just wrote my favorite post.
You had me at “popular with prostitutes”. The kid’s still say “you had me at…” don’t they?
I think so but apparently you can’t say you LOL’d anymore. I LIRL’d (laughed in real life).
that was one hell of a prize in the middle – way to delay gratification, internet.
I thought what i waiting for was the “Hat with razorblades sown onto the back.”
BOY WAS I WRONG
KNIIIIIIIFE PARTYYYYYY
this is the best thing I have ever seen. every second is a daymaker.
best video on youtube
As a cop, I always suspect harpoon attacks.
the medieval crossbow was a bit MUCH.
but what’s w/ that knife that is only used to gut warm-blooded animals? so you need a special knife to kill cold-blooded killers….. and reptiles and amphibians?
apparently, i’m going to be stabbed soon because i’m just not versed enough in knifery.
i just keep seeing will ferrell and craig robinson throwing down to this clip..
what i meant to say is if this clip had lasted forever it wouldn’t have been long enough..
If I had to choose one post to describe videogum as best as possible, this would be it.
I love the subtlety of razor blades sewn into the back of your baseball hat.
i’m pretty sure the guy at the end is a young Joel Bauer.
Oh wow. There were so many parts that made me think “this must be what I’m waiting for.” And it was better than I could’ve imagined. Well done, Tipster Evan. Great post, Gabe. Love is all around us, like so many knives.
Didn’t I send this in weeks ago? Along with a musical remix? Are you not getting my tips?
Yup, I found the email. I sent this video to you in late April. I feel robbed of something, but I don’t know what.
thanks for posting this helped me get out of the terrible mood i was in thanks to the “Conservative Daily Show” video.