You have to hand it to Rebecca Black, whatever she lacks in talent or self-awareness she certainly makes up for in blunt confidence that somehow America is going to forget that she was an international punchline for singing and just agree with her that she is a real singer. Fingers crossed! (We don’t normally like to make fun of children on this site, but sometimes it becomes difficult when the children won’t stop publicly demanding that you make fun of them.) This song is a summer jam, though. Kelly and I played a fun game one day called “Which party would you rather go to, Miley’s party or Taylor’s party?” You know? Games?

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  1. The songs okay, I want to get into the topic of boredom games that we all play. I’ll go first: “I Bet You Bitches Haven’t” – the inverse of “Never Have I Ever” but in this game you can flat out brag about the things you’ve seen or done.

  2. miley’s party, mostly because she’s prettier but also because i assume her party in the usa song would come on at some point and i <3 that song

  3. Please stop.

  4. I say Taylor’s, because I have no interest in going to a Susan Powter costume party.

  5. I would go to Miley’s party but only so I could ask her what the fuck LOL was all about.

  6. Miley. I, like BBJ, love “Party in the USA,” and Taylor just seems very squealy. Also, I bet there would be PBR at Miley’s shindig, and Taylor probably has Diet Coke and Diet Coke alone. That’s not in itself a bad thing, but if I’m getting one of the two free, PBR all the way.

  7. It depends on whether I’m in the mood for Diet Coke or cocaine.

  8. Oh crap! This is a real song?!? These are really the words to a real song?!?!?! WE’RE DEAD! WE’RE ALL DEAD! THIS IS THE END FOR US! WE CAN’T RECOVER FROM THIS ONE, HUMANITY! BURY ME NOW!! BURY ME NOW BEFORE I HAVE TO WATCH THE TORTUROUS FIRES AT THE END OF TIME RISE UP AND EAT THE FLESH FROM OUR STUPID DANCING LEGS!

  9. Miley. Taylor seems like she would throw me out for taking a poo in her hamper.

  10. Would you rather:
    Have this be the only song in the world
    or
    have that dude’s haircut be the only haircut in the world?

  11. i HATE videos like this because i know a majority of people will think this is acoustic or live in which no they recorded this in a studio, polished and melodined the hell out of the vocals, probably did 100 takes on the guitar and added pianos and crap for good measure!! this stuff isnt live at all!!!!

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