Hey ladies! GO AWAY, BOYS, THIS ONE IS JUST FOR THE LADIES! Now that they’re gone, how is your summer going? Shitty because whenever it’s not raining it’s about 100 degrees outside so it’s hard to be outside, but you can’t feel comfortable in your home without blaring the air conditioner pretty much 24/7, which is making you too afraid to look at your electricity bill? And you can’t go anywhere without looking and feeling like a piece of garbage? And you keep seeing pictures of people on beaches and at lakes and you can’t figure out where they get the time and money to take these vacations? Like, how much money do they make do you think? How much do they pay for rent? Is everyone just saving their money better than you’re saving yours? Do you always have to order a cocktail when you go out to dinner? Wait, should you stop going out to dinner?! Do you do that to much? How often do other people go out to dinner? How much money are you supposed to have? You probably shouldn’t have bought that romper from Urban Outfitters this week, especially because you went to the site because they were having a sale and the romper wasn’t on sale, and you hate being played like that! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! Wait, is anyone left? I know the boys are gone, but are any ladies still around? Ladies? DO YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE IN ONE YEAR OR WHAT?

Oh, okay. Seems easy! (Via ViralViral.)

Comments (16)
  1. If she wanted to learn to be a kinda creepy, modern dance inspired Michael Jackson impersonator in one year…then, NAILED IT.

  2. LADY PLEASE DON’T PUT YOUR BARE HANDS ON THE FLOOR OF THE SUBWAY PLATFORM!!!!!!

  3. Maybe people are on the beach because they’ve been saving for awhile and maybe they just really prioritize vacations so they cut elsewhere? Or maybe they’re using frequent flier miles? Those can rack up pretty quickly if you have one of those debit cards where every dollar you spend goes to miles? Or maybe they just make a bunch of money? Maybe their rent/mortgage is pretty reasonable or they got in at a good time and the rates were just really good?

    • Or they live near the beach/lake and they are just day trips, which ends up being a very inexpensive way to spend a Saturday.

    • We are hoping to buy a house in the near future, but most of the places we look at are out of our price range. There are entire subdivisions that leave me in complete confusion as to how anyone affords to live in them. What do you do for a living and can you hire me to do the same thing? Unless you are a doctor, nurse or garbage man because I just can’t deal with the germs.

      • Oh man, what a bummer. I bet those people are all working in really high paying fields and they probably don’t get home until 8 or 8:30 at night. Or maybe they have normal jobs but then can’t afford to do anything else. You just never know. Also maybe they bought the houses when the market bottomed out and now it’s gone up.

        I hope you find an awesome house soon!!

    • We gotta bring Kelly in on the miles game, you guys. We’re gonna change her life. It’s like, you have to buy that romper, because that’s how you save for vacation. We’re gonna blow your mind, Kelly.

  4. “Can you teach me to dance in just 1 year?”
    “No, but I can probably teach you to pop and lock fairly well in that time and some people consider that to be dancing.”
    “Deal.”

  5. I wanted so badly for the little Youtube gear to show me the “watch at 2x speed” option so I could time lapse this time lapse….sadly, no.

  6. Here I thought ladies just talked about their periods when they were alone, but it turns out they talk about their electricity bills and class envy. THE MORE YOU KNOW.

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