1. Live in a beautiful wooded area with a small pond or lake type of thing in the middle. The mosquitos would be a nightmare, but don’t draw attention to that fact. It probably doesn’t bother you at all. Make sure someone sees your video after spending a holiday weekend in the city.
2. Make causal mention of the fact that you are in a hammock. Oh, a hammock in the middle of this wooded area, far away from even the idea of hot concrete and thousands of strangers pushing their way through crowded city streets? Sure, you’re just in your hammock. It’s not a big deal.
3. Have your wife do definitely a fine enough job at pretending that this video isn’t carefully orchestrated.
4. Don’t mention it, but let the viewer know that the window-unit air conditioner she’s had going for the past 5 days straight that is barely doing anything anymore, like, is it maybe broken?, is it just that hot outside that it’s impossible to break through?, ????, is nothing compared to the cool, nature-y air you’re probably feeling while lying in your stupid hammock with your two dogs, while some of us are out here without even one dog.
5. Jump into the stupid pond thing and catch a trout for dinner, whatever, we’re having pasta again.

Hahah, awww. The wife does a very neat job of acting surprised. I love the title cards. I love everything about this video. GOOD VIDEO! HAVE A NICE DINNER! (Via ViralViral.)

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Comments (11)
  1. More like Banana Hammock!

  2. I was hoping he’d come up with a six-pack:

  3. The only thing I didn’t love about this video was the man’s hair. If I was his wife, I’d snip it off while he slept off that meal.

  4. Santa has a weird life in the off-season.

  5. I think you meant to say husbear not husband!

  6. Is he wearing boxer-briefs as shorts/bathing suit? I saw plenty of women using bras as bikini tops at the beach over the weekend, but this is definitely worse.

  7. It’s very suspicious that he says he’s in the hammock but we never see the hammock. Somebody please get to the bottom of this scandal! #hammockgate

  8. I love everything about this video, not even a joke at all. Just how cute is it that this older couple living on a pond somewhere in the way outs were hanging out planing this video… they were probably giggling together over their big video plans of trout catching, discussing the script and practicing the marks, debating swim trunks or underwear? should the dogs wear hats? No, it won’t look natural if we put the dogs in hats, just regular naked dogs this time around, okay great 1, 2, 3 fish catch! good job you two!

  9. I feel obligated to point out that this trout does not look to be anywhere near 40 or 50 pounds, so I don’t know why they needed to have that disclaimer.

  10. 6) have your wife be a human steady-cam

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