Eugene Mirman was invited back to his high school to provide the commencement address, or whatever they call the speech at a high school graduation. You know, baby commencement.

Take that, James Franco. I wonder if high schools honor their commencement speakers with honorary diplomas. No I don’t. (Via BuzzFeed.)

Comments (9)
  1. I go to the bathroom WHENEVER I want, WHEREVER I want.

  2. He’s right about the Fountainhead, that book is a jerk litmus test.

  3. greatest.commencment speach.ever.

  4. Best

    Commencement Speech


  5. I feel very close to Eugene right now. I also laugh at my own jokes but only when no one else is laughing. We’re our own audience plants, I guess.

  6. boo  |   Posted on Jun 8th, 2009 +5

    Those kids are so lucky! We just get a crappy teacher who we see every day and the annoying valedictorian who will start his speech with Webster’s dictionary’s definition of “commencement” or something.

  7. Mirman KILLED it! man, am i jealous.

  8. legendary

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