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I know that it’s important to foster your child’s interests and to encourage them in whatever path they may want to take without allowing too many of your pre-conceived notions or your generational, foundational baggage to hinder their self-actualization, but also you can let SOME of those pre-concevied notions and generational baggage influence, like, whether or not you allow a 10 year old in glitter sex shorts to do a pounding twerking dance routine. Kaycee may have taken first place, but her parents just came in last. (Via HelloGiggles.)

Comments (21)
  1. We all have to put food on our families, but THIS?!

  2. Ya know, a lot of people were passing this around and being like “LOOK AT HOW FIERCE SHE IS” and I was kind of like, ew, yes, but, gross?!

    Also, sloppy death drop.

  3. Fact #476: Adults work. Ten-year-olds “werk.”

  4. Some of my favorite dance moves from this include: “The Drunken Tea Kettle”, “Angrily Trying to Start a Lawnmower”, and “Please Help I’m Being Attacked by Imaginary Birds”.

  5. Who’s in charge of the girl indeed.

  6. I just feel worse watching this on mute. I had to turn it off very, VERY quickly.

    • I got about 4 seconds in before remembering that I value not getting fired. Parents, if what you are letting your child do is something that someone could get fired from their jobs for viewing, MAYBE IT ISN’T SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE LETTING YOUR CHILD DO AND/OR POSTING A VIDEO OF IT ON THE INTERNET.

  7. How is your week going? Well, I had been at work for an hour on Monday morning and I watched a video of a dancing child which resulted in me getting fired and sent to jail. I’m writing this as my one legally mandated email from prison.

    See you guys in 5 to 10 years!

  8. Any time I see a little girl at an age inappropriate dance routine, I imagine the audience is full of a indeterminate mix of predators and parents.

  9. Only redeeming feature: no applause. And QUITE RIGHTLY SO.

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