1. Promise all of your friends that this is a skill you’ve learned. They’ll doubt you, of course. It’s true that there have been times in the past when you haven’t come through on your promises, but shouldn’t they still believe the best in you? Shouldn’t they still have faith that you could accomplish something if you really put your mind to it? You’ll show them. They’ll feel so foolish when you throw that boomerang and it comes right back to you, like it’s supposed to.
2. Buy a boomerang.
3. Look up “how to make a boomerang come back to you” on the Internet.
4. Feel paranoid that your friends will somehow know that you’ve used this search term. Concurrently feel relief that you know you’re just being paranoid. Remember the thing about the NSA. Spend some time looking into that thing, both to indulge your fear and in case one of your friends asks you about it after the boomerang thing.
5. Find the perfect video.

6. Ooooohhh. Hahah. Good one.
7. Continue to search, now feeling somewhat desperate. (Via TastefullyOffensive.)

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  1. Videogum Post Fan Fiction:

    I was hanging out in the park the other day with Boomer, my good friend from college. He and I were drinking some wine and gabbing about how silly our Anthropology professor was. Unfortunately I took it too far and mentioned a friend of his in the class as also being silly. Boomer became very distraught. He got up and walked away. Being little embarrassed, not only of how much wine I had had, but also that his name was Boomer, I yelled out, “Come back to me, Boomer!” I noticed a couple nearby had started giggling at me. I figured it was because my chum’s name was Boomer. I thusly called out, instead, “Came back to me, BoomerANG!” The couple ceased their laughter just then. But Boomer never came back.

  2. I believe Sherlock has taught us the importance of keeping your eye on a boomerang at all times.

  3. 8. Make sure you didn’t inadvertently watch this guy’s previous video, “How to kill with a boomerang,” before demonstrating for your friends.

  4. And Boom! goes the boomerang

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