Most of us, when we are walking down the street and a very, very stupid pun pops into our head, think to ourselves, well that was a very stupid pun, whoops don’t step in that mess! Not so for Randy Liedtke, who commissioned a friend to sew tiny clothes, and who painstakingly recreated the logo design as well as painstakingly location scouted the exact shot-for-shot places to make the French Press of Bel-Air a reality. And now here we are. It will outlive us all, I’m sure. These guys know what I’m talking about. Now I’m not saying you should do this with other shows, but you could. Don’t! But you could! Like, Everybody Loves Raisins, or Saved by the Bell Pepper. You could take a picture of a bunch of houseplants on a couch in front of a fountain and call it Fronds. You cou’d even do movies! God, why would you ever? But you could. Like a piece of pork wearing a Detroit Lions jacket sitting on the hood of red Mercedes convertible that says Beverly Hills Chop. Or a bunch of breakfast burritos sitting in various poses against a light purple gradient that says The Breakfast Burrito Club. That may be the worst one yet! It’s almost as lazy as it is awful! In the words of Captain Star Trok of the S.S. Four Years Ago, I challenge you to do better.

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Or should I say this week’s Monsters’ Bell Pepper?! (LOLOLOLOL. No.)

Comments (31)
  1. Make all the fun you want, but Carlton would have loved this joke.

  2. Rounding out the cast:

  3. J’mappelle Stevey Steve and some Fresh Steves

  4. Yo homes, smell ya latte!

  5. On right before

    Awesome Blossom

  6. Anybody else getting the feeling that Gabe is just bitter that he didn’t think of this idea for a Best New Party Game first?

  7. The French Press pun is pretty good, and then there’s also this:

  8. In west Philadelphia manufactured and raised
    On the store shelf where I spent most of my days
    Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
    Right next to the Applebee’s outside of the school
    When a couple of guys, they were almost a posse
    Started looking for new way to brew their coffee
    They picked me up and and I got scared
    He said “I guess you’re coming with us to Bel-air”

    He pulled out his cash and when it came near the
    Receipt said “french” and everything came clear
    We hopped on a plane, I wanted to stare
    But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

    He pulled out some beans, about seven or eight
    Poured in the water, saying “Yo, homes smell you later!”
    Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
    To sit on the shelf as the press of Bel-air

  9. Porks and Recreation and I Hate Myself.

  10. Puns should be simple, not all dressed up.

  11. Where’s DJ Juicy Jeff?

  12. Does anyone remember the episode where Hillary is dating a guy or something but he has an unsightly mole and then Will Smith says, “You’re making a mountain out of a mole, Hill!” because I do.

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  14. Did they think we wouldn’t notice them replacing Aunt French Press with a Keurig?

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