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I’m told this 1970s PSA starring Joanna Cassidy, who was apparently some sort of sex symbol in the ’70s, gave nightmares to every child who saw it, but I hadn’t seen it until now. You’ll go from “Why is she talking like that? Why isn’t she moving any parts of her face other than her mouth? Did they have Botox back then?” to “OMG Ahhhh!” in just 30 seconds:
Also, of course: it’s funny if you pretend she’s talking about her vagina in the beginning, but that doesn’t even need to be pointed out in 2009. Duh. Any person who says “I know a place…” in a “sexy” voice is definitely talking about their own bathing suit area. What wonderful times we live in now.
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Adorable.
“Where’s my free Root Beer Float?”
This video scarred Masturbating Bear for minutes.
when it transitions to the bear I lose my shit every time. hilarious.
Christ, the fursuits had gone meta before we were even aware of their existence.
There’s one that’s orders of magnitude more scarring at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXcrbpMNvTs
YOU CAN SEE HER FACE FOLD IN ON ITSELF AND HER TEETH ARE JUST THERE FUCK