Yesterday, Dior Homme announced that Robert Pattinson would be their new official spokesmodel. Hooray! What an incredible day for fans of Robert Pattinson and Dior Homme! Said the statement: “He has since proven the scope of his acting talents by choosing films as varied as Remember Me by Allen Coulter, Water for Elephants by Francis Lawrence, in which he starred alongside Reese Witherspoon, or with his role as Bel-Ami, the famous Maupassant character.” OK! Good statement! Definitely important when writing a statement to list someone’s IMDB page because that way fashion! Anyway, after making the announcement, Dior Homme Tweeted the first official image of Robert Pattinson as the face of Dior Homme and while it might just look like another photo of Robert Pattinson it isn’t. It’s him for Dior Homme. PAY ATTENTION. This is an OFFICIAL photo of Robert Pattinson for Dior Homme and it is VERY EXCITING. I’ve already bought nine Dior Hommes! Who is your favorite face of Dior Homme, though? I mean, after Robert Pattinson? He is the number one face of Dior Homme because he is the current one and also because of this EXCLUSIVE first image of Robert Pattinson for Dior Homme but would you hit it and what are other faces even this the only face that matters official face first look #DiorHomme #ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Comments (24)
  1. He should be the new face of Yankee Candle, on account of how his face always appears to be melting off.

    • If you think Betty`s story is unbelievable,, 2 weeks ago my auntie basically also actually earnt $8613 working an eleven hour week from home and their best friend’s sister-in-law`s neighbour done this for 4 months and broght in more than $8613 parttime from their computer. follow the guide from this site………… cat48.ℂℴm

  2. I think it’s just a genius marketing move to choose an actor notorious for looking like he probably smells like hot garbage as the face of your cologne.

    • They wanted Shia Labeouf, but he moved under a different bridge and didn’t leave a forwarding address.

    • Seriously though, even in this probably heavily airbrushed photo there may as well be stink lines coming off his neckbeard.

    • He appeals much more in Europe, where his image is actually being used. *

      *Not a funny comment. I work in fragrance and know how much this matters to a brand, even though a casual observer would (reasonably) wonder what the fuss is about.

  3. I see that Dior Homme will really add to my overall happiness and having fun levels.

  4. Why is he so mad?

  5. Really not your type eh catweazle? Can’t please all the cats or weasels or facetacos, very hard demographics to hit.

    As for awkward cats, well you know what to get us for our birthday (not Dior Homme, but I will accept Robert Pattinson for Dior Homme)

  6. Put about 15-20 extra pounds on that guy and we’ll talk.

  7. Well, it’s definitely a face. Ticked all the boxes.

  8. I think Robert Pattinson is kind of ordinary looking. He’s not a bad looking guy, but he looks like the guy that sat a few rows behind you during Sociology 101 or the guy that was folding shirts at the Gap.

  9. I really hope at least on of their ads has a woman wearing Dior Homme, and her neck smells so good that he tries to bite it.

  10. I love Nan Goldin, but this is pretty dull.

  11. Didn’t recognise him right away in the thumbnail. And seriously, that photo could be about Male Cancer Awareness, Coping with Depression or Alcoholism….Without being mean, he’s no Clooney.

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