WORSE! Ah, sorry. I didn’t even ask the question yet, and here I am forcing my opinio–WORSE! WORSE WORSE WOSE WORSE! Imagine this: You’ve been stranded on the Tarmac for two hours. It’s hot and you have no idea what time you’ll be leaving. You have water and you have some airline peanuts, but that’s it. No one has vomited. No one is singing. NOW IMAGINE A MUCH WORSE SCENARIO! From YouTube:

Flight attendants leave us alone to our devices after 5 hours, 2 planes, no snacks, no water, no A/C. Two people passed out, two vomited and to avoid a mutiny, the passengers banded together in song.

AHHHHHHHHH! Let’s never fly again! It’s just not worth it! You’ll catch your friend’s next stupid expensive destination wedding, THE RISK IS TOO HIGH!

I am impressed that they are singing together instead of screaming and crying and hyperventilating and shaking and threatening violence, though. Like I’m not saying that’s what anyone I know would be doing at this point or whatever, all I’m saying is that I’m very impressed that that is NOT what they’re doing. (Via Gawker.)

Comments (16)
  1. I guess that song is a better choice than Free Bird.

  2. Oh god this makes me so anxious.

    But liiiiiiike i just made my first blingee for my friends birthday so I guess things are going ok!


  3. This is my nightmare…sitting on the tarmac is seriously the WORST because they can’t turn on the A/C so it’s much worse than just sitting in the airport. Also you’d think after hour #3 they’d be like, okay, let’s just let you guys go sit in the airport. Cause this whole thing super sucks. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE SINGING!

  4. Oh man, I want to shoot flight attendants who are overly perky and make puns about turning off “Blackberries, blueberries, strawberries, all types of berries” and then very obviously pat themselves on the back for gracing us with that wonderfully clever zinger.

    After all that waiting and being corralled and going nowhere I would just want to shoot the entire plane, or maybe I would have been broken at this point and effectively reached full-on delirium and just joined in, forgetting that I am living what is probably not too far away from hell.

  5. Ah – Allegiant. I’m guessing based on the passengers this flight was going to or from Las Vegas. I’m guessing to. I know when I flew there, on the way everyone was happy and drunk from the airport already and just ready for vacation, you know? Plus Allegiant flies out of little towns like Roanoke or Cedar Rapids so they’re just glad to get away. On the way back everyone is hung over, and quiet and just regretting a lot of decisions – like booking their flight on Allegiant

  6. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beeeerrrr
    take one down, pass it around,…..

    Yes, it could have been worse.

  7. Why did that kid have a boom box thing accessible?

  8. There are several very annoying things about this video. But worst of all is the skinny vertical iPhone recording. When is this going to stop being a thing?? YOU CAN JUST TURN THE PHONE SIDEWAYS PEOPLE.

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