Man, roller skating is the best. So fun. Everyone loves roller skating. Your mom loves roller skating. Doctors, lawyers, pastry chefs, midwestern architects, scuba-diving instructors, planetarium workers, vegans who sometimes eat honey, counter-culture revolutionary heroes, people who like pizza, guys whose Dungeons and Dragons characters are seventh-level chaotic good Elf Mages, the entire city of Medford, all love roller skating. Even DMX, who once rapped
I’m comin in the house
and I’m gunnin’ for your spouse
Tryin’ to send the bitch back to her maker
And if you got a daughter older then 15
I’ma rape her
Take her on the living room floor
right there in front of you
loves to SKATE. IT. UP. He was just released from prison on May 14th, and he’s being sentenced again on assault charges on June 8, but obviously before he goes back to jail he made sure to get in a quick skate. So hood! So fun!
Fix your face!
(Via Paul Scheer.)