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The truth is that none of us have any idea about what’s going on on the other side of the paparazzo’s lens. For example, sure it looks Shia LaBeouf is carrying the groceries for his girlfriend Mia Goth in this set of photos, but maybe that’s just how his hands look? Or maybe he bought a pair of weighted gloves that look like grocery bags because he’s training for something, or whatever? And sure it looks like Adam Lambert is pumping gas in West Hollywood while wearing a “Rich Fashion Advisory Explicit Content” tank top, but who is Adam Lambert? Sure it looks like Katherine Heigl is not having a particularly good lunch, or maybe IS having a particularly good lunch and just likes to practice her funny faces and the other person is just eating it up, but maybe she’s not even EATING LUNCH. Maybe it’s brunch! Or dinner. She’s drinking in one of the photos which maybe rules out breakfast, but also you never know! Maybe it had been a hard day pre-breakfast! You just never know. Which is why you have to caption it.

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Full-sized lunch with Katherine Heigl after the jump, via RatsOff!.

Comments (31)
  1. I won’t have what she’s having.

  2. This is NOT a Chardonaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!

  3. Looks like they ran out of salad.

  4. Oh, Heigl Mark.

  5. She wants an Oompa Loompa now!

  6. HOW COULD ANYONE NOT LIKE ME?!?!

  7. But… But… they fed them bread and salt! THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE UNDER THEIR PROTECTION! HAVE YOU NO SHAME, WALDER FREY??????

  8. I think she’s choking! Does anyone know how to perform the Heigl Maneuver?!

  9. I don’t know who Mia Goth is, but she does not belong to that name. Also, of COURSE Shia Labeouf is wearing that shirt.

    • I love these sites where you can hover over the outfits to find out where to buy them, and then it doesn’t even take you to the correct shirt. Like the editors at justjared couldn’t actually find that shirt? A link to Hot Topic would probably be closer than a link to Target.

    • Yikes, I’m with you on the Mia Goth thing Facetaco. I was sure “Mia Goth” was someone very exciting vampire type woman who would never deign to carry groceries…and yet..turns out..

  10. THE CHICKEN FINGERS AND THE FRENCH FRIES ARE TOUCHING!!!!!!

  11. UNRELATED YOU GUYS BUT WHATEVER. Josh Fruhlinger and someone else wrote a book with the best articles from Wikipedia and I AM ENJOYING IT SO MUCH! You can read the first 50 pages here: http://conorlastowka.com/needening50.pdf. And you should. The article for mozzarella sticks would not be out of place here.

  12. JUDD APATOW!!!!!!!!

  13. She’s just showing her friend her Axl face

  14. “NARNIA!”

  15. Julius Escaped!

  16. Now here’s my impression of someone hearing I have a new moving coming out: “WHYYYYYY!?”

  17. My only joke relies on a spoiler, so I’m not sure what to do…

  18. That’s the same face I make when anybody talks about the latest episode of Grey’s Anatomy.

  19. will  |   Posted on Jun 5th, 2013 +1

    Casting agent: “Heigl fuck yourself.”

  20. AAAAAHHHHHHHH Choo!

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