“Bored of being in a dark room, she flips on the light, opens the door and bails. This particular episode takes place at 1am.“
Oh no, “good job” is totally 100% what I was going to say too. (Thanks for the tip, Robert.)
And all this time we were sitting here worrying about our future robot overlords when we should have been worried about our future serpentine slave drivers.
I need a robot bartender to help me drink this video away.
Snakes whipping us with smaller snakes while we pull carts made of snakes piled high with snakes to build giant snake-shaped monuments to fallen snakes out of the calicified remains of snakes.
Snakes on all the planes.
HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD I expected a really clever and/or annoying cat. Oh horrible wonder of wonders.
I hate this so much.
That snake is going to break into my house and steall all my valuables, I know it. I’ve been saying it for years: You can’t trust a snake. They’re cold-blooded.
Paula Abdul has been warning us for years.
something something bling ring something something snakes? i dont know i can’t think of a pun or anything.
Hiss Hiss Bang Bang
Snakes, schmakes. Call me when the centipedes learn to open doors and then we’ll talk nightmares.
After reading this, I will never sleep again.
Yep, that snake is definitely going to rip into my belly with its talon, spilling my intestines. The point is, I’m alive when it starts to eat me.
I thought that was a very large summer squash and I thought, “Why would you prop a giant squash against a door like that where it could fall on AAAAAAAHHHHHH!”
Thank goodness it wasn’t a summer squash!! I wouldn’t want my fear of them to get in the way of my enjoyment of them.
Me too I thought it was a banana until it hit the floor.
Aah, to live in world where produce is that big!
I want kiwis the size of melons. That would be fantastic.
Snakes coming out of closets…what’s next, snake marriage?!?
May 10th was Whacking Day. Can we have a do-over?
“Veni Vidi Vissssssi” Julius the Snake
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