WARNING: Since October 5th, 2011, Sophia Grace and her silent friend Rosie have, with the help of Ellen DeGeneres, been crafting a campaign of mind control over the Internet and television viewing public. This is not a test. Please stay calm and try to remain clear-headed. “Mind control in order to accomplish what?” you might be wondering. As of now we have no further information. Our research has shown that the duo’s most recent, original, and perhaps ultimate display of young talent and adult desperation, “Girls Just Gotta Have Fun,” yields such results as: Migraine; blurred vision; pained wonder about whether one’s self had a small hand in this coming to fruition; hatred for Sophia Grace, Rosie, and Ellen Degeneres; sympathy for Sophia Grace and Rosie; wanting to throw your computer in the garbage; feelings of resignation; exhaustion; genuine headache, we weren’t kidding. Such physical responses were incurred after viewing one third of the official music video for Sophia Grace’s “Girls Just Gotta Have Fun.” Please do not attempt to watch any more of the video than the test subject watched just now. For real. It is rough.

If unsuccessful, will Sophia Grace and Rosie end their campaign of attempted personal destruction? Do girls just got to have fun, or what else do they got to have? Will our ears ever stop ringing? Did we do this? Is this our fault?

Comments (19)
  1. I think I kind of liked this? Although, I paused Demi Lovato in order to listen it to, soooooo . . . .

    Also, that blue dress was hella cute, quiet friend! How dare you downvote it!

  2. I wondered how long it would be before Sophia Grace ditched poor mute Rosie. (I know, Rosie *is* in the video, but this is all Sophia Grace). Honestly they are both so cute, but maybe it’s time for them to reclaim their childhoods.

  3. I have this thing about precocious children, and that thing is that I cannot deal with them. They are either creepy or obnoxious (or both). And I like children! And it’s not their fault! But I just can’t with Sophia Grace. There is no way she is not going to be insufferable as a grownup.

  4. The Money Maker Mike is dead, long live the Rosie.

  5. What happened to equality?

  6. Awwwwwwwwwwwtotunes

  7. At that age, any reference of “tonight we’re gonna—” usually involved watching shows that ended at 8pm, unless it was a sleep-over because someone’s mother was reckless enough to get a pay-per-view pro wrestling event for 9 kids going into mountain dew apoplexy.

  8. Poor Matt Alonzo lies in bed every night reliving each ill-fated decision he made that brought him to this point in life, directing Sophia Grace videos.

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