Grumpy Cat got a movie deal.
Ron Howard does it again.
Yes, this is annoying, but also though where do I apply to star in it because I’d like to spend a lot of time hanging out with grumpy cat pretty please!
Picture this: A tough as nails but down on her luck professional arm-wrestling mustachioed baby attempts to reconnect with her estranged cat who has been raised by a very wealthy family in her absence. The cat is grumpy because it has to travel in a semi truck and hang out in dive bars with her LAME former owner, mustachebaby. Lots of scenes, like 95% of the scenes, involve mustachebaby cuddling with and giving belly tickles to the grumpy cat. Green light? Green light.
Please do not give grumpy cat belly tickles when you’re driving your semi-truck! Keep your hands on the wheel and your mind on the road!!!
But I would like to see a scene where grumpy cat plays pool in a dive bar against a Hell’s Angel pool shark. AND WINS.
You should have seen Sudden Clarity Clarence’s face when he heard the news.
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