gabe: who do you think should win the coveted Best WTF? Moment at the MTV Movie Awards?
lindsay: Well for one thing, it should be something that is actually WTF. Like, Amy Poehler peeing in the sink in Baby Mama? She had to, there was a child lock on the toilet!
lindsay: We know exactly what the fuck on that one.
gabe: yes, that is not a wtf moment
gabe: it is very clear what is happening there
lindsay: I would say the Slumdog Millionaire scene so brilliantly described by MTV as “jumping in the poop shed” will probably definitely win.
gabe: i hope slumdog millionaire sweeps
gabe: the whole show
lindsay: Also, that was someone’s job, to make up that description
gabe: i hope they win every single award
gabe: what a proud moment that will be
gabe: for slumdog millionaire fans
lindsay: oh man
gabe: another feather in that awful cap
lindsay: I see where this is going
gabe: haha
gabe: yes!
gabe: straight into the poop shed

lindsay: hahaha
gabe: slumdog millionaire should be called
gabe: Jump Into The Poop Shed
lindsay: I hope Forgetting Sarah Marshall wins, because it was a just plain awesome movie.
lindsay: Also, Jason Segel’s penis
gabe: the only movie that you overrate more than that movie
gabe: is slumdog millionaire
gabe: that movie was fine
gabe: it was totally passable
lindsay: No way, as each of my friends has seen it for the second time, they have come to me
lindsay: with apologies
lindsay: and tears
lindsay: begging for my forgiveness
gabe: you should get new friends
lindsay: it’s probably the best breakup movie of all time.
gabe: your friends sound funny
lindsay: It’s a really really good movie.
gabe: it’s a really really OK movie
lindsay: I understand that you didn’t get it the first time.
lindsay: Shhhh, its okay.
lindsay: there’s still time to appreciate it.
lindsay: but as you’ve pointed out before, all these movies are so OLD that we’ve had time to figure out WTF on all of those scenes.

lindsay: it’s like “Best WTF Moment: Harold And Maude’s Age Difference”
gabe: right
gabe: although i don’t know
gabe: even though those movies are all old
gabe: it’s still nice to see slumdog millionaire finally get an award for Best WTF? Moment
gabe: sorry, WANTED
gabe: better luck next year, Wanted
gabe: it’s funny that MTV finally added a “WTF” category
gabe: five years after my mom started saying “WTF”
gabe: kids who watch MTV are like “what does WTF mean?”
lindsay: My favorite thing about the Wanted one is isn’t it the TWIST ENDING?
gabe: and they have to get out their history books
gabe: i’m surprised they didn’t scrap the Best Movie category
gabe: for Movie That Is Da Bomb
lindsay: Also, if the wanted one isn’t the twist ending, then it’s not even the most wtf moment in wanted.
lindsay: but they shouldn’t give away the ENDING.
gabe: well, on the one hand you have a point
gabe: the WTF moment in Wanted is when they use peanut butter and mice to blow up a castle
lindsay: yes
gabe: in chicago?
gabe: the classic Chateau Chicago
gabe: but on the other hand
lindsay: that is basically the most wtf moment in cinema
lindsay: and they’re rats!
lindsay: not cute little mice
gabe: i’m going to give MTV a SPOILER pass on this one
gabe: since the movie came out 14 years ago

gabe: what does that even mean, WTF moment?
gabe: none of these moments are completely detached from any kind of context
gabe: in fact, they all rest on the pretty solid framework of an ENTIRE MOVIE to help make sense of them
lindsay: I know!!
lindsay: I would actually say wanted is the most wtf in that it’s surprising
lindsay: but also very “Oh, yeah, I see that they’ve been setting this up”
lindsay: Ayush Mahesh Khedekar (Young Jamal) takes a mud bath… in an outhouse. Get it?
lindsay: Yes, we get it.
lindsay: He’s poor.

gabe: let’s have an MTV Movie Awards Oscar Pool
gabe: but just for the WTF category
gabe: high stakes
gabe: if i win, you have to buy me ice cream
gabe: and if you win, you have to buy me ice cream
lindsay: what kind of ice cream?
gabe: if slumdog wins, chocolate
gabe: and if saving sarah silverman wins
gabe: mediocre flavor
gabe: like just some ice
gabe: your basic ice cone
lindsay: right. what ice cream is the color of jason segel’s penis?
lindsay: peach?
gabe: EW
lindsay: you’re making me eat poop!
gabe: lindsay, i’m obviously joking
gabe: but i don’t see why it’s so hard
gabe: to get you
lindsay: ice cream party!
gabe: jump into the ice cream shed

Comments (17)
  1. I want to have an ice cream Videogum party!


  3. kids who watch MTV are like “what does WTF mean?”

    hahahaha. gabe you win.

  4. Gabe
    I like the way your lines break

  5. rofl love the end. that’s all this was. just an elaborate ruse, all just to get lindsay to have an ice cream party with gabe.

  6. yomomma  |   Posted on May 30th, 2009 +7

    IN a huge surprise (WTF moment) MTV awards themselves the award for still believing they’re relevant.

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  8. Forgetting Sarah Marshal isn’t an ok movie. Forgetting Sarah Marshal is a great movie. End of fight.

  9. ice cream party? everyone wins!

  10. I think, this ( should win best WTF moment of all time. It wasn’t from a movie, but it happened at the awards, does that count?

  11. So anyone watch the awards? I’m still confused as to why they threw nom’s for The Reader in it.

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