• Larry David looks different in this image from HBO’s new film Clear History. Kind of like Jon Hamm? Maybe it’s just me, but I think the face is kind of Jon Hammish. JK! I know which one is which. You can watch a teaser trailer for the movie, too! -EW
  • Wack Wednesday came on Wack Monday this week — tell me about it — and you can now watch The Lonely Island’s new video for “Diaper Money”! Oh, great! -TheLonelyIsland
  • Big news for your 2015 calendars: Michael Fassbender’s Assassin’s Creed, based on the video game series you have either probably watched people play or have played yourself, will be released in the summer of 2015. -/Film
  • The Bling Ring made Paris Hilton cry. -NextMovie
  • SPEAKING OF THE BLING RING, I can’t believe I haven’t mentioned this here before, but you can watch the entire season of Pretty Wild on Netflix Instant and I watched the whole thing and it is absolutely perfect. Please watch it. -Netflix
  • Finally, we have our Celebrity Apprentice winner! Ugggh we’ve been waiting so long for this moment! -Zap2It
Comments (13)
  1. “Michael Fassbender’s Assassin’s Creed” has the word “ass” in it three times. I don’t have a joke about this, but I wanted to point it out.

  2. I am personally looking forward to the time in our lives when the Kardashians will have gone the same route of Paris Hilton, where I forget she exists until I see a little blurb about her in the links section, and rarely hear about her otherwise.

    • Only problem with that situation is that there’s going to be someone way worse than the Kardashians to make that even possible.

    • Paris Hilton is legit my fav celebrity because, unlike the Kardashians, she is so cartoonishly stupid and ridiculously styled. The Simple Life is easily one of the most etertaining reality shows to me. I also just love unapologetically bad role models for kids. I also once watched a video of her driving to some press event and there was dialogue that went like this:

      Interviewer: So what are you going to do today Paris?
      PH: I’m going to go to a mall, talk like a baby for ten minutes, and make a million dollars.

      SHE’S THE BEST YOU GUYS.

  3. I watched my roommate play through the new Assassin’s Creed. That game is racist as fuck. I think at one point the Native American character that you play as goes to a shaman and they do a spirit dance around a camp fire and it’s like, ugh, no, why?!

    I understand that video games are trying to include a more diverse cast of characters but I seriously doubt the ability of a lot of game studios to tastefully handle issues of race, class, and gender, which I guess puts the gaming industry in a weird position, because what are they supposed to do, not even try?

    I don’t even know.

    • I have not played the Assassin’s Creed series, like, at all, but yeah. Sometimes I kind of wish entertainment companies would just run the ideas on facebook or something because REALLY HAVE YOU NOT CONSIDERED THAT THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA? REALLY?

  4. After ‘I Fucked My Aunt’ I was kind of worried Lonely Island had fallen off. Evidently I was wrong.

  5. Pretty Wild. I don’t watch a lot of reality TV, is it normal for people to be THAT HIGH when being filmed in their own homes? I couldn’t stop. She had me at “homeschool curriculum based on ‘The Secret’”

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