If you know anyone who is more planet than Ahmed Angel, I doubt it. Show your work! (Via @thegynomite.)
“Zoolander … you ARE the father!” -Maury
Brodyquest is going to be so bummed.
for real, this is just straight up if dennis from it’s always sunny in philadelphia made a modeling video and asked charlie to write the copy for some reason.
Well, now this simply has to happen. How can we Videogum Everywhere this into reality?
Dennis is milk steak.
Planet? Ahmed Angel is the entire unibrow. Err.. universe. I meant universe.
He should buy some tweezers. With those he could really take of (his unibrow)
“Orb is horse”
i dunno, at first i was pretty skeptical about seth macfarlane rebooting cosmos, but i think this new host will probably do a good job.
Oh please! He is not even a practicing planet anymore and his contributions to it were not even that significant when he was. Sure, it’s great that he is bringing awareness and creating interest, but there are just so many other guys out there that are way more important to planet.
I guess anything can be an adjective now, huh? Well, in that case, I’m the most microphone guy east of the Mississippi.
I am definitely the most superglue eagle in the universe. Try to find an eagle more superglue!
“Look me,” he said, forlornly.
If “planet” means “vampire ghost,” then yes. He is planet.
I used to be planet, but then NASA downgraded me to dwarf planet.
I still love you, Pluto!
You’re just a tarted up asteroid Pluto, get outta here!
I hope you can live with yourself if it falls out of orbit. #cosmosbullying
And the person responsible for downgrading pluto was…(dramatic space music) Neil deGrasse Tyson! http://www.theverge.com/2012/3/26/2903224/dr-neil-degrasse-tyson-killing-pluto-on-the-verge
ahhh, this movie!
Now that the cool areas are getting more expensive, my immigrant-heavy neighbourhood is gentrifying and my favourite game to play is “foreign or hipster”. This guy would be pretty hard to call, but I think in the end I’d go with “foreign”. For these guys with “hilarious” joke t-shirts tucked into dad jeans, sporting a mustache and a pseudo-mullet, the only way to really tell is to get up close enough for a sniff. If they’re wearing a bucket of cologne, they’re foreign. If they smell like an armpit, they’re hipsters.
Old man fatima, are you saying that since the cool areas where you live are getting my expensive, and you are presumably inundated with heavy cologne and armpit smells where you currently live, that you are considering a move to Pluto? Now some people will tell you its just a “tarted up asteroid” or a “dwarf planet”, but Plutoestates.com knows its the next big thing! You should really consider a timeshare or maybe a railroad apartment there before it fills up with rich armpit hipsters!
*MORE expensive….damn it
I would be open to hearing more.
He is planet, but will he kiss you?
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