Grab your tinfoil hats! Grab your sunscreen even if it’s cloudy, both because you can get sunburned when it’s cloudy and because you never know when the sun is going to come out or for how long we’re going to be on the run! Grab the latest issue of the New Yorker along with the last one because I don’t think you read all of that one yet! Grab some snacks but don’t go crazy with it! Grab your face soap and your moisturizer and your coverup and your mascara and your blush, BUT LEAVE THE REST BEHIND BECAUSE WE’RE UNDER ATTACK AND MUST GTFOOOOOOOOOOO!

As if we needed more evidence that our planet has been invaded with space beings and will soon be under attack, footage has just come in from a wedding in India where space beings were so bold as to just legit roll up IN THEIR UFO, Y’ALL. From YouTube:

There is always a special celebration for marriage, even innovative too. Here is a marriage occation where the Bride and Groom came on the venue of marrigage on UFO from sky at Porbadar city, India


Why did they take so long to come out of their spaceship? WE’RE WAITING, ALIENS! JUST PUT YOUR ALIEN MIND CONTROL DEVICES INTO OUR EARS AND LET US GO HOME ALREADY! (Via Hypervocal.)

Comments (15)
  1. I don’t remember this part of the New Girl finale.

    • upto I saw the paycheck that said $6925, I didn’t believe …that…my friends brother was like actually bringing home money in there spare time on their apple labtop.. there neighbour has been doing this for only 14 months and resantly repaid the debts on their mini mansion and purchased Chevrolet. this is where I went………….

  2. Till Earth do us part.

  3. “One more anal-probing-gyro-pyro-levitating-ectoplasym alien antimatter story and I’m going to take out my gun and shoot somebody.”- my date to this wedding, Fox Mulder

  4. Gwenyth Paltrow’s a wedding planner now?

  5. Bride Star Wars

  6. Wow, Aliens kinda suck at fireworks, huh.

  7. Falcon Heene is a little young to be getting married, isn’t he?

  8. No way. I fell for this once before, but you won’t get me again, Orson Welles!

  9. So the Prometheus sequel is kindof a letdown, huh.

  10. Um, I’m pretty sure that’s just a giant pinata.

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