As a celebrity, you have to come to a point where the frenzy surrounding your life is both surreal and depressing. Don’t you guys have anything better to do, you must think, than stare a pictures of me putting gas into my truck on my way to the gym? Surely with the limited time each of us is granted on this Earth, there must be a better use of your resources than to follow my every movement, as if that will in any way shed light upon the darkness or lift any weight from your shoulders. Sure, we are all human beings, and sure there is an escapist, voyeuristic thrill in distracting one’s self from one’s own life through the life of others, which explains the popularity of movies and television, the very industry that created my fame. But the gas station of all places? It’s not even an issue of invading my privacy at this point, although certainly that concerns me and diminishes my ability to feel whole and safe and human, but more to the point, I simply cannot imagine the mindset it must require from the photographer’s perspective to the publisher’s perspective to the consumer’s perspective that allows this much human energy to be devoted to something so meaningless and quotidien. It must feel something like that to a celebrity. But from where I am sitting THOSE ARE SOME FUN BOOTS, BUDDY! XOXOXOOX! (Via JustJared.)

Comments (30)
  1. Surprised those boots don’t have holes in them hey yo

  2. Baggy shirt that nonetheless shows off your body. Cut-off jean shorts. Weather-inappropriate boots. I think he might be going to a costume party dressed as an undergraduate female at the institution of higher education where I work.

  3. UGGh.

  4. You guys, are we very certain Shia Labeouf isn’t just straight up a homeless person?

  5. Looks like SOMEbody’s got cold feet! would be a funny joke if he were about to get married or make some other sort of serious commitment.

    • My first thought was how SWEATY and SMELLY his feet must be in those boots in warm weather. Just so sweaty and smelly! Like a middle school locker room up in them boots!

  6. Shia LeBeoot

  7. I looked for an appropriate reaction gif to post for like 20 minutes and then I gave up so, like, here’s this?

  8. I actually think he looks pretty cool.

  9. It would be nice if they had placed the “Mr. Cool Boots” text elsewhere. I would rather not picture a pantless Shia Labeouf, thanks.

  10. I really hope this is some method stuff for a 1980s Mexican wrestler biopic.

  11. Your move, Baldwin.

  12. I am also really having a lot of problems with shorts weather. Like, all of a sudden everyone gets to look at your socks.

  13. Never mind the boots, I’m still taking in the size of his truck. In the UK that would make a nice family home.

  14. I just can’t muster up the slightest damn after seeing his penis. Same thing happened to Eric Balfour, bravery is for the hung, fellas.

  15. paps snap the pics. websites buy subscriptions. and more often than not, they are published. i edit pictures like these day in, and day out. sigh. side note: shia has been wearing that outfit for weeks now. although at one point he was wearing hiking boots, not uggs. you’re welcome for that huge scoop.

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