Come on, Ryan Gosling! If you’re not careful and eat your cereal you’ll be the next Quentin Tortellini.
I love this so much. I also love cereal a whole lot.
Best cereal? Discuss.
For the record, it’s Peanut Butter Crunch, if we’re not counting discontinued product lines. If we are, Oreo O’s.
Cap’n Crunch, but that’s a special occasion cereal. Everyday, I like Corn Chex.
That’s good, but doesn’t it cut/scrape up your palate? It happened way too often for me to continue eating it.
That’s what everyone says to me, but I’ve never had that problem!
You are the chosen one.
Corn Chex is great. So is the hard-to-find Multi-Bran variety. But Rice Chex sucks.
Honey Smacks. Mmmm sugary nostalgia.
I love the marketing team behind Smacks. “Let’s make a cereal, name it after a drug, and throw a frog on the box!” Genius! Presumably the same team behind Nesquik, that made a chocolate cereal that looks exactly like the feces of their mascot.
I never understand why they picked a frog until this comment.
I used to love Smacks when I was a kid and for some reason I thought it would be fun to eat them out of a giant aluminum mixing bowl, with water instead of milk. It was not tasty and the bowl was too big!
I don’t think I could pick just one. I love Frosted Mini-Wheats, Raisin Bran, Honey Nut Cheerios, Cookie Crisp, Crunch Berries, and on and on. If I had to pick one, I’d go with Kashi Autumn Wheat. I has a decent amount of fiber (I’m old) and the right amount of sugar. Somewhere between “tastes like cardboard” and “tastes like diabetes”.
I eat Autumn Wheat (cinnamon flavor) all the time because fiber.
I can’t eat Raisin Bran anymore because one time I poured a whole bowl of it and poured milk over it and it wasn’t until the spoon was halfway to my mouth that I realized the bowl and spoon was full of maggots! NIGHTMARE TIME!
One time I opened up a box of Kashi something coconuty or something and there was a hair in it. Haven’t eaten Kashi in a while since then.
Now i eat gluten-free panda popper puffs or something like that, but in my previous life i single-handedly kept whoever the parent company was of Almond Delight (RIP) in business. Also all of the Cap’n family and the Flintstone cereals when i had a hankering for straight up Type 2 edge play.
I used to eat Frosted mini wheats but I think the cereal and milk mixed together would give me an allergic reaction.
You could be right, they certainly did for me and i didn’t know for YEARS why i was sick all the time – turns out wheat and milk are my nemesisisis.
Yeah I’m allergic to some things in milk, but when it came to eating cereal it only happened if I ate Frosted mini wheats. Weird.
Yeah, I didn’t realize until now that it was an allergic reaction.
Honey Bunches of Oats with cinnamon clusters or almonds. I ate a lot of this cereal while drunk in my early twenties?
Oh!s, hands down, and for some reason it really surprised me that it’s one of the most sugar-packed cereals despite the fact that I knew it was delicious and so duh it’s full of sugar. But now that I’m in a gluten-free household (hey Flaskie!) we pretty much just eat Honey Nut Chex for our sugary cereal needs and Udi’s gluten free cranberry granola for our parfait needs.
I usually buy either multigrain cheerios because they’re cheap, or else I get either Kashi Crunch or Special K Satisfaction and mix them with Fiber One Original because I’m an old person and they’re too sweet on their own and I also really love good poops. I’m also pretty big on making fancy porridge and cream of wheat with all kinds of nuts and fruits in them, which you have with loads of milk and a pinch of honey or brown sugar. I also really like granola with plain yoghurt. I’ pretty into breakfast foods in general.
Granola and plain 0% Fage is actually the best meal or snack. Throw a banana in there and it’s basically brunch. Throw a banana and some berries in there and you got dinner.
I used to eat Kashi crunch but it gets too clumpy, and Special K has those creepy berries.
Special K Satisfaction is berry-free, but I add my own usually.
Is that Corn Pops, because they’re discontinuing it due to the high percentages of bht (ingredient in embalming fluid). Maybe that’s why he won’t eat it? RIP Corn Pops. You deliciously evil bastard.
Have you seen the Corn Pops that they sell in Russia? SPOILER ALERT THEY LOOK LIKE A BOWL OF CHEETOS.
This is a family site, Facetaco.Cover that up with Red #5 please.
Holy crap that was bigger than expected.
She said it about the Corn Pops!
Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Golden Grahams.
And Peanut Butter Crunch but it cuts up my mouth badly so I don’t eat it.
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