• Why is Bradley Cooper alone at this party?
  • Aren’t there other celebrities he could talk to?
  • If there aren’t other celebrities and he is alone, why did he go in the first place?
  • I’m not saying that Bradley Cooper can’t just go to a party alone if he wants to, but it seems like a famous person has an entourage specifically to avoid some of the social pitfalls that come from being alone at a party?
  • Wait a second: IS HE GOING TO FUCK THAT LADY?
  • It really seems like he’s about to fuck that lady, doesn’t it?
  • So is the idea here that Haagen Dazs is the ice cream you should eat if you want to fuck?
  • The upstairs of the House of Haagen Dazs is far less impressive than the downstairs, don’t you agree?
  • If you were going to follow a stranger upstairs in a strange house to fuck because of ice cream, would you want to do it on a bed in a private room, or on a love seat next to French doors?
  • Haha, Bradley Cooper was going to eat an ENTIRE PINT of ice cream before she tricked him?!
  • At a party?
  • Also, you would think that the House of Haagen Dazs would have more than one pint of Haagen Dazs for its own party, but I guess Bradley Cooper got the only one?
  • And how sad is it that this seemingly sophisticated and obviously gorgeous woman is so insecure in her own femininity that she still feels she has to use her sexuality to trick men into giving her what she wants, even when it is just an entire pint of ice cream?
  • The saddest?
  • Couldn’t she have just asked for some of his ice cream?
  • Do either of them seriously need an entire pint of ice cream to themselves?
  • I know this is just a commercial, but since Bradley Cooper takes a bite of the ice cream in the downstairs party scene, and then there are no bites taken out of the pint in the upstairs scene, can we get IMDB to post this as a MOVIE GOOF?
  • Why is Bradley Cooper smiling and laughing?
  • Like, he’s a celebrity who was already alone at a party and therefore probably had his guard up a little bit, which he only let down with the implicit promise of sex although even then I am surprised that he wasn’t at least a little suspicious–he is acting as if a woman has never come up to him at a party and he can’t believe his luck, but he is a wealthy movie star with celebrity access I feel like he should be more used to this by now and also have at least some vague reservations about what the woman’s true intentions are, which actually now that I think about means that he got out very lucky because she could have been trying to fleece him for much more than a pint of ice cream–but now he is locked, alone, in an upstairs room at the House of Haagen Dazs, he doesn’t know anyone else here, he doesn’t even have his entire pint of ice cream for one anymore, and this lady just tricked him, so what’s the laughter about?
  • Is this a great ad or what?
Comments (25)
  1. Now at least we know who Ice Cream Baby’s parents are.

  2. He’s laughing because he put laxatives in the ice cream as a prank and that lady has NO IDEA what is coming.

  3. If only Brad Lee Cooper was able to be in a thousand Silver Linings Playbooks instead of this weird commercial that baffles at every corner.

  4. Why does the door lock from the outside in? Why are they locking people IN rooms at the house of Haagen Dazs?

  5. I know commercials are stupid, but the 100 year old trope of tricking someone into giving you the product is infuriating. Its Haagen Dazs. Its available almost anywhere. That pint of ice cream is $5. Go to the store and buy it. Your deceitful tactic wasnt really for the ice cream, you can get the ice cream, it was to save 5 dollars. Do you need 5 dollars?

  6. Haagen-Dazs: Better than getting the D from Bradley Cooper.

    • I realize that’s a crude way to put it, but I think it’s still less crude than pretending you are about to have sex with someone in order to steal their food.

  7. Weird, when I want to eat a pint of Haagen-Dazs alone it’s usually AFTER a party :(

  8. I think maybe ice cream commercials are our generation’s weird, confusing, sexy perfume commercials. See also: those weird sexy ice cream bar ads staring Rachel Bilson. When I first saw those, I was like, “Why is this so sexy? For an ice cream bar?” Please don’t get sexy in my ice cream, corporate America. Thanks.

    • Are those the Magnum ice cream bars? I do a double take every time I see them in the freezer section because their packing….

      is surprisingly reminiscent to another product of the same name….

      • Why am I being so gross today?

      • I just saw the magnum gold commercial yesterday, and lady Goose and I were like wha….? We then remembered the first one that aired, with the lady crawling over all the cars, and then closing on her (what can only really be described as) going down on a fudgsicle…I know brand confusion usually only counts within a brand category, but this has caused real, honest-to-goodness confusion. Half of me still thinks these are just euphamistic commercials for the condoms…

    • Next time it’s just going to be a sexy lady very seductively pressing on an ice cream sandwich and then licking off the ice cream that got squeezed out the sides. Licking her fingers carefully to get the pieces of soggy cookie that got stuck on there. Mmmmmmmmm.

  9. The men’s rights forums are about to light the fuck up

  10. For a little while there i thought they were going to unveil this new flavor

  11. Sorry to call into question Gabe’s ice-cream research and fact-checking abilities, but the video actually does show a little bit of the ice cream removed from the side of the pint. It’s a very small spoonful that was removed and is kind of hard to see—this was a fancy party so Bradley Cooper was just being dainty with his spoonfuls.

  12. I would have thought that Bradley Cooper makes enough money to not have to do Haagen Dazs commercials, but I suppose this is his one true passion.

  13. This commercial would be a lot less confusing if everyone at the party kept their Eyes Wide Shut masks on like the director asked.

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