DON’T WORRY! Mother’s Day was not this past weekend. IT WAS ACTUALLY TWO WEEKENDS AGO, JUST KIDDING! That wouldn’t make any sense! Use the brain your mommy gave you. If that were the case you wouldn’t still be getting junk emails from Flowers.com or whatever, and we for sure would not be doing this party game. Come on. Mother’s Day is just around the corner though, coming up this weekend. What did you get your mom? A card? She gave you the life you’re living and you’re giving her A CARD? Okay. No, that’s fine. If you think that’s an equal trade than you think that’s an equal trade, whatever, don’t worry about it, I’m not trying to argue with you. At the second to very least, though — seriously, not trying to argue — I do think you should also participate in this Mother’s Day party game. DO IT FOR HER. Let’s go!

  • Non-Jurassic Picnic In The Park
  • Spa Abiding Citizen
  • Broken Flowers: Replaced With New Flowers
  • Breakfast In Bed-ffany’s 
  • The Longest Card

Soooooo gooooood. Your mom’s gonna be so proud of this list once you print it out and give it to her. The look on her face! (Mother’s Day image via Shutterstock.)

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  1. Flowers for Algermom

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  2. My Dinner With Madre

  3. The Brady Brunch

  4. What Ever Happened To Baby Bjorn?

  5. Against The Robes

  6. Slipper Linings Playbook

  7. Perfume: The Story of a Mother’s Day Gift

  8. Mommy Dearest

  9. The Bouquetteer

  10. Dude, Where’s My Carly Simon Box-Set?

  11. Oedi-puss In Boots

  12. The Secret of MIMosa

  13. Breakfast In Tiffany’s Bed

  14. Harry Potter and the Goblet of White Wine

  15. Don’t Tell Mom, We Made Breakfast in Bed

  16. From Here to Maternity

  17. Home Alone For Once

  18. Guess who’s coming to $2 mimosa brunch?

  19. Good Hausukeeping

  20. Iron Mom

  21. Kate & Leopold

  22. Mom: The Great and the Powerful

  23. The Godmother

  24. Dial M for Mother

  25. I Know What You Did Last Summer Because I Looked on Your Facebook and You Are in Serious Trouble

  26. How to Make an American Guilt

  27. MATRON: Legacy

  28. Spies Like Uterus

  29. Don’t Mind Me, I’ll Just Sit Here in the Dark Knight

  30. Mama

  31. Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?

    (Nailed it)

  32. Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot (a thousand pictures on her phone)

  33. You Can Count on Me (to Call on Mothers’ Day)

  34. It Happened One Night (And You Were Born Nine Months Later)

  35. (Celebrate Me For) Bringing Up Baby

  36. Orphan (I Was Not)

  37. The Who’s Mommy

  38. Waiting for Gruff Mom (because the traffic between her office and my school is always really bad and it takes twice the time it SHOULD take and puts her in a foul mood (true story from flanny’s past)).

  39. Wow no one got “The Mominator” yet!?!?!?

    That’s my real life nickname that I gave myself.

  40. Guess Who’s Been Drinking Too Much Before Dinner?

  41. Stop or my Mom Will Shoot Pictures of Your Too Precious For Words Baby And Instagram Them!

  42. The Devil Wears Coldwater Creek

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