Let the waves of the Internet wash over you. Don’t fight it. Lie under the surf and let it pull you inward. (Via ViralViral.)
Better than “girl poops on lizard,” I suppose.
That’s exactly how I felt when I realized it is Bring Your Kid to Work Day.
“Oh my god, help me.”
The best part is hearing this guy laughing in the background
Isn’t that always the way? One minute you’re making a video about how your lizard turned out to have a dick, and the next you’re committing arson to ensure that even the memory of the time he shit on you will be naught but a pile of ashes in your subconscious.
This is the plot for the next Silent Hill game.
Thanks a lot. Now I have to start playing Silent Hill games.
Don’t fuckin’ do it. Those games are the worst. I tried to play my roommate’s copy of Silent Hill 3 once, many years ago. He came home after like 2 hours, and I just yelled at him that I was stuck in the goddamn mall. Apparently you have to grab the tongs and get a key from under a cabinet? WHO THE FUCK CAN FIGURE THAT SHIT OUT?!
In Silent Hill 3 at one point you have to crack open a walnut using a vice, and inside the walnut is a cursed jewel that you have to put on an alter to an ancient deathgod because reasons.
Silent Hill 2 is really great though. Really beautiful self-contained tragic story. Horror at it’s best (if you’re into that kind of thing).
You combine a horseshoe, a lighter, and a wax doll at one point in Silent Hill 2 to open a door on the floor because you’re MacGyver and got to save yo girl (OR DO YOU?!?!?!).
I would hate to own one of those videocameras that automatically uploads everything it films to YouTube.
“Or Twitter.” – Anthony Weiner*
*he’s back in the news, so this counts as timely
thanks to flanny’s twitter, I am listening to this over 10 hours of the Jurassic Park theme, which makes everything sound more majestic!!!
You just reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk
Now I can’t stop laughing at my desk
Oh my god that was exponentially funnier than I expected.
I know, right? It’s one of those videos I re-watch every six months or so. Never fails to cheer me up.
Lovely. I don’t know how I haven’t seen this until now.
amazing! Also great: Top Comment from Barack Obama, “Nailed It.”
In my head, in a better world, that is the real Barack.
I’m just glad my boss isn’t around to see me crack up at my desk. It’s so funny!
This is almost as good: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGwwJEE7k48
That unleashed some powerful emotions in me.
I actually laughed way harder at that one than the Jurassic Park one because it sounds like the flautist (sp?) is trying SO HARD.
Every time I hear it, I think of Ralph Wiggum.
I almost peed myself that was so funny! That is right up there with “sneezing baby panda” and “buttermilk the goat” for best use of youtube ever!
Now I need to refind the 24 hours or so of the background engine hum of Star Trek…
You are single-handedly quadrupling my number of followers.
She is a better person than I am because my reaction would be to immediately throw the lizard as hard and as far as possible.
I don’t know. I clicked on one of her other videos to try and figure out who this person was and it was just a prank in which she replaced her roommate’s cereal with dog food. That’s great that she didn’t throw that lizard, but I kind of still wish she had just caught on fire for being a mean and not terribly creative prankster.
Is it weird that one of my mother’s life advice included a note on how smelly reptile poop is? We’ve never even owned reptiles. She learned as a kid from a trip to a friend’s house, and it was so bad that memory stuck with her.
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