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  1. Better than “girl poops on lizard,” I suppose.

  2. That’s exactly how I felt when I realized it is Bring Your Kid to Work Day.

    “Oh my god, help me.”

  3. The best part is hearing this guy laughing in the background

  4. Isn’t that always the way? One minute you’re making a video about how your lizard turned out to have a dick, and the next you’re committing arson to ensure that even the memory of the time he shit on you will be naught but a pile of ashes in your subconscious.

    • This is the plot for the next Silent Hill game.

      • Thanks a lot. Now I have to start playing Silent Hill games.

        • Don’t fuckin’ do it. Those games are the worst. I tried to play my roommate’s copy of Silent Hill 3 once, many years ago. He came home after like 2 hours, and I just yelled at him that I was stuck in the goddamn mall. Apparently you have to grab the tongs and get a key from under a cabinet? WHO THE FUCK CAN FIGURE THAT SHIT OUT?!

          • In Silent Hill 3 at one point you have to crack open a walnut using a vice, and inside the walnut is a cursed jewel that you have to put on an alter to an ancient deathgod because reasons.

            Silent Hill 2 is really great though. Really beautiful self-contained tragic story. Horror at it’s best (if you’re into that kind of thing).

          • You combine a horseshoe, a lighter, and a wax doll at one point in Silent Hill 2 to open a door on the floor because you’re MacGyver and got to save yo girl (OR DO YOU?!?!?!).

  5. I would hate to own one of those videocameras that automatically uploads everything it films to YouTube.

  6. thanks to flanny’s twitter, I am listening to this over 10 hours of the Jurassic Park theme, which makes everything sound more majestic!!!

  7. She is a better person than I am because my reaction would be to immediately throw the lizard as hard and as far as possible.

    • I don’t know. I clicked on one of her other videos to try and figure out who this person was and it was just a prank in which she replaced her roommate’s cereal with dog food. That’s great that she didn’t throw that lizard, but I kind of still wish she had just caught on fire for being a mean and not terribly creative prankster.

  8. Is it weird that one of my mother’s life advice included a note on how smelly reptile poop is? We’ve never even owned reptiles. She learned as a kid from a trip to a friend’s house, and it was so bad that memory stuck with her.

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