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Check out Mr. Cool Suit! Looking good, Matthew McConaughey. It used to be that men weren’t supposed to be into fashion, but now it’s cool for men to take a vested interest (get it?) in how they look, which is what Matthew McConaughey has clearly done here. What a prince! I actually think this is an old photo taken at the Queen’s Golden Jubilee. Everyone is like, forget Don Draper because there is a new classic look in town. Roger Sterling is like, Check please! This is a timeless suit that you can wear to any event. WAS THIS TAKEN ON THE SET OF DOWNTON ABBEY? PERHAPS A WEDDING BETWEEN TWO POWERFUL LORDS OF THE LANDED GENTRY? You can just picture Matthew McConaughey making fun of Branson for not having the proper white tails to wear to dinner, and Branson hanging his head in shame because he knows that Lord Matthew is right, and that he will never be as fancy as the fancy lad Lord McConaughey. His wife probably didn’t want to let him leave the house. Are you kidding? You’re going to make all of the women in the world go crazy AND you are going to upstage her with your dashing fashion? Not fair! She finally resigned herself, knowing that it was her man’s ability to shine that drew her to him in the first place. This suit is actually the reason Matthew McConaughey has been pictured so many times without a shirt on, because he knew we weren’t even ready for what it is like when he wears clothes. Like a true gentleman, he was just waiting for the rest of us to catch up. Well, we are here, Sir, and we love it. (Definitely click through to enlarge. Via Celebitchy.)

Comments (50)
  1. Ugh, that suit clearly goes with burgundy shoes not black ones.

  2. He looks like he’s thinking of expanding into the whimsical candy business. I am, of course, speaking of the one with golden tickets and inexplicable deathtraps.

  3. Why does he look like Christian Bale as Batman?

    Am I just seeing Batman everywhere after that Batcave video?

    Am I Batman?

    Also, I kind of like that suit and it would look good on someone else, maybe.

  4. I kind of love it. It made me laugh. Although I agree that either different shoe or longer cut would be a wise choice.

  5. Ssssssssomebody stop him!

  6. Has he always had that much neck?

  7. You guys are being too hard on him, this is only like the third time in his whole life that he’s worn a shirt. Give the man a break.

  8. I don’t want to brag, but I decided to get my nails painted in a weird iridescent blue. I think my nails would go well with this fabric. Do you think I could get it in 3-piece dress?

  9. I think he should just always dress as his character from Dazed and Confused.

    “That’s what I love about paparazzi. I get older, and they stay the same age.”

  10. he looks like skeletor in a zoot suit

  11. If I showed up on a date and the dude was dressed like that… I WOULD MARRY HIM. Obviously.

  12. “There is a peculiar notion that eeeeeelegant plumage and fiiiiiine feathers are not proper for the maaaaaaaaaale…”

  13. I think the problem is the photograph. This suit would just be fun to wear, and fun to see someone in, but the photo makes it last TOO longer.

  14. man look nice. happy. silly .smile

    • koko, you nailed it. I think Happy Silly Smile is actually Matthew M’s secret name, I guess one that only the animals can hear whispered on the wind…

  15. The Devil Wears LOL

  16. Whatever he can still kiss me

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